Benson failed to detect on John Eastman
Any obvious Mark of the Beastman.
‘It was only much later
He came out as a traitor!
We ask you to leave us in peace, man.’
Benson failed to detect on John Eastman
Any obvious Mark of the Beastman.
‘It was only much later
He came out as a traitor!
We ask you to leave us in peace, man.’
Though Mother Nature surely gains
When you grow trees on your remains
I find it more moral
To mix in with coral
For all of the fish it sustains
A tenured Penn lawyer named Wax
Has problems with Asians and blacks
Though everyone’s through
With her vile racist spew
The school cannot give her the axe
She's Fox News's new shogun She shouts out her slogans With every vile breath Their Angel of Death Choke on her name: Lara Logan
As a big fancy Reb yada yada I declare you persona non grata. Dare not darken the door Of my prayer room no more Or I'll curse you forever to Yahweh.
The stinkiest form of excreta
Is Ohio’s fair son, Mark Pukita.
When asked for his views
He replies “Fuck the Jews.”
Has the brain of a sub. trilobita.
Oxford is loath to look closely
At the money it took from Max Mosely.
“Why should we eschew?
Oh – that business with Jews.
All rumor and poppycock, mostly.”
The animal pen which you failed to braze
Let loose in the neighborhood utter amaze:
A five-equine zeal!
It seems so unreal.
But there it stands, striped and agraze.
I think it un-Christian to smirk
At the virulent Cardinal Burke.
But it wouldn’t be wrong
To quote Zappa’s old song:
“Jesus thinks you’re a jerk.”
The one vote against was from Hawley
Who made his white power fans jolly:
‘He’ll stem the invasions
From boatloads of Asians
And kill this “democracy” folly.’
A Thank-You Note from Marjorie Taylor Greene,
to Guam
To our faraway enemy, Guam:
We all loved the cookies (nomnom!)
I put some in a cozy
As a gift for Pelosi
And delivered the rest to my mom
Some hotels might consider it jolly
To welcome Trump-gunfire volleys.
We might be called Loews
But that’s too low to go.
Let another hotel welcome Hawley.
The choice is quite clear for Ivanka
Attend or clear out for Sri Lanka
If she’s nice to Joe
She might not have to go
Though her choice puts her dad in a funka
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UPDATE: Melania Trump also plans to attend: with a date! “Yes, eetz Johnny Depp. I like bad boys.”
There is a Trump lawyer named Powell
Whose ideas come direct from her bowel
The woman’s so fruity
That even Mad Rudy
Has needed to throw in the towel
An Islamist named Rached Khiari
Is tickled and not at all sorry
That fellow believers
Take massive meat cleavers
And make all free citizens quarry
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SAY THEIR NAMES! — RACHED KHIARI —