Headline of the Day

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE RIO OLYMPICS WERE GREAT FOR THE JEWS

Other Headline of the Day

Paul Manafort Resigns Trump Campaign To Spend More Time With Beloved Despots

Headline of the Day

POETRY BOOKS ARE NOT ALWAYS FINANCIALLY VIABLE

Climate Change Didn’t Do It. Climate Change Doesn’t Exist.

Hillary did it.

Trump in…

Wisconsin.

Headline of the Day.

Dentist Who Pleaded Guilty To Tax Evasion Braces For Prison After Sentencing

Nice pun. Deserves a plaque.

“Brexit and the Politics of the Fake Orgasm”

Headline of the day.

“Some Parts of the Brazilian Government Actually Aren’t Corrupt”

Headline of the day.

University of Louisville President…

scoots.

The board of trustees is also on its way out.

It’s a start.

Plenty of background on the U of Smell: Put Louisville in my search engine.

UCLA Shooting: It May Have Been a Student Killing a Professor

Coverage here.

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Now confirmed: A graduate student “despondent about his grades” kills his professor.

Right before this day ends…

…an amazing musical find.

Rock Mannenough.

“The question has even been raised by the St. Petersburg Times about whether the I.R.S. might seek to claw back [Finn] Caspersen’s $30 million gift to Harvard Law School.”

Clawbacks, UD has come to know, ‘ardly hever ‘appen (to quote Eliza Doolittle), but it’s fun to watch universities who could have danced all night with Bernard Madoff (Yeshiva U.) or Finn Caspersen (Harvard) studiously avoid looking at their dance card when the financial shit hits the fan.

Caspersen, who a few years ago committed suicide with the feds on his tail, was able to afford the largest contribution in the history of Harvard Law School by allegedly hiding in Liechtenstein a hundred million or so of the tax dollars he owed us.

As American taxpayers, we’re able to help struggling non-profits in not one but two ways: tax exemption and tax evasion. What a good feeling.

It’s even better to know that the next generation of Harvard-affiliated Caspersens features a son just arrested at LaGuardia Airport (Caspersens really don’t like facing up to consequences) for defrauding investors (including charities) of $95 million through fake investments.

Madoff’s father was also a white-collar criminal. These father and son white collar criminal stories are always touching. They always make UD think of those wonderful Philippe Patek watch ads.

A headline that made UD laugh.

Trump-Hitler Roundup: Here’s Who Compared Donald Trump to Hitler This Weekend

Harper Lee…

… has died.

Details of her life – spent with her sister, who “practiced law in her 90s, and died in 2014 at 103” – here.

A Magazine Poem (Almost All of Its Words Are Taken from a Magazine Article) to Mark the Discovery of Gravitational Waves.

THE MOTION OF THE WIND IN HANFORD

The motion of the wind in Hanford
Or of the ocean in Livingston
Or imperfections in the light
Through fluctuations in the grid…

The jittering of single atoms
Within mirrors
Or distant lightning storms…

Interferences beyond reckoning
In earth’s purest vacuum!

A trillionth as dense
As the atmosphere at sea
Yet somewhat undone by
Miniscule seismic tremors
Or passing cars
Or aeroplanes
Or wolves.

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(In the style of Wallace Stevens.)

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