And in other news…

A quantum experiment suggests there’s no such thing as objective reality

Brava. Every bit as good as ‘PRESIDENT FIGHTS ERECTION IN HARVARD SQUARE.’

A HuffPost writer comes up with the perfect Bezos/American Media, Inc. headline.

(The Harvard one.)

‘Fu-u-u-ck dat! We gotta do something about our forty million football debt!’

U CONN DECLINES TO RETURN SACKLER FAMILY DONATIONS

AMID FUROR OVER OPIOID MANUFACTURER PURDUE PHARMA

LOL

ITALY’S PRIME MINISTER PROMISES

TO CHANGE ITALY IN TWO YEARS

Headline of the Day.

With Title-Game Prices Plummeting more than 90 Percent, Should College Football be Worried?

Headline of the Day

KOHLER’S SMART TOILET PROMISES

‘A FULLY IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE

Headline of the Day.

Urban Meyer To Unironically Co-Teach A Class On Character And Leadership At Ohio State

“Michelle Wolf responds to Trump trashing her comedy with a taunt about Khashoggi: ‘I bet you’d be on my side if I had killed a journalist'”

Nice comeback.







‘UN audit finds environment chief spent $500 million on travel expenses’

UD thinks the Hindustan Times is off by a bit; the actual number seems to be $500K.

I mean, after all… the guy’s an environmentalist… $500 million would be an excessive use of resources…







‘Man Run Over by Lawn Mower While Trying to Kill Son with Chainsaw’

‘Man Tries to Drown Girlfriend; Nearly Becomes Murder Victim Himself When She Tries to Saw Off His Head’

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This is the sort of news UD likes to read when she feels herself getting too coastal-elitey.







Il était encore …

en vie??

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She.







Notes Toward a Fictional Supreme

On one of the last occasions I purposely socialized with Brett, I witnessed him respond to a semi-hostile remark, not by defusing the situation, but by throwing his beer in the man’s face and starting a fight that ended with one of our mutual friends in jail.

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My title comes from this poem.







More for Sen. McConnell to Plow Right Through.

Her name is Julie Swetnick.







New White House Strategy Announced In Regard to Kavanaugh

The White House has just placed Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in charge of its effort to appoint Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Ross will be the public face of Kavanaugh’s defense.







Finally, some real news.

UD plays online robots (and gives herself only sixty seconds per move). She’s wondering when/if all of the new Scrabble words will actually be added…

She’s especially excited about OK and ZEN. It’s about time!







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