… and of course its money, nobody does it like the University of Kentucky.
Having just given John Calipari over thirty million dollars to coach one of its teams for a few years, Kentucky must now deal with his predecessor’s lawsuit against it for six million.
Kentucky’s adminstration smokes too much bluegrass. UD has nothing against a toke or three, but when you’re running a university, you need to be able to think clearly. UK is into that thing where you don’t care about anything anymore.
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Update on Kentucky’s thirty million dollar man here.
UD fears this news will only drive UK’s administrators into deeper drug dependency.
Meanwhile, she wrote a little ditty!
Calipari
isn’t vari
wari.
When there’s quarri
he ain’t sorri.
Chase them in his
Maserari.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:31AM
A basketball coach named Johnny
At Memphis cheated successfully
NCAA knocking
But instead of talking
He went off to screw Kentucky
May 29th, 2009 at 8:29AM
The intellectual center of Memphis
Now sadly transferred to UK is,
Since John Calipari
Flits like a fairy
To where moolah is sprayed out like CheezWhiz
May 30th, 2009 at 6:32AM
It gets worse, UD:
The "Chicago Way" comes to high school sports
May 30th, 2009 at 6:35AM
Here’s Chicago’s Sports Ethics Czar weighing in.