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… and of course its money, nobody does it like the University of Kentucky.

Having just given John Calipari over thirty million dollars to coach one of its teams for a few years, Kentucky must now deal with his predecessor’s lawsuit against it for six million.

Kentucky’s adminstration smokes too much bluegrass. UD has nothing against a toke or three, but when you’re running a university, you need to be able to think clearly. UK is into that thing where you don’t care about anything anymore.


Update on Kentucky’s thirty million dollar man here.

UD fears this news will only drive UK’s administrators into deeper drug dependency.

Meanwhile, she wrote a little ditty!

isn’t vari

When there’s quarri
he ain’t sorri.
Chase them in his

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4 Responses to “When it comes to squandering your school’s reputation…”

  1. Profane Says:

    A basketball coach named Johnny
    At Memphis cheated successfully
    NCAA knocking
    But instead of talking
    He went off to screw Kentucky

  2. Dave Stone Says:

    The intellectual center of Memphis
    Now sadly transferred to UK is,
    Since John Calipari
    Flits like a fairy
    To where moolah is sprayed out like CheezWhiz

  3. theprofessor Says:

    It gets worse, UD:

    The "Chicago Way" comes to high school sports

  4. theprofessor Says:

    Here’s Chicago’s Sports Ethics Czar weighing in.

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