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… and of course its money, nobody does it like the University of Kentucky.

Having just given John Calipari over thirty million dollars to coach one of its teams for a few years, Kentucky must now deal with his predecessor’s lawsuit against it for six million.

Kentucky’s adminstration smokes too much bluegrass. UD has nothing against a toke or three, but when you’re running a university, you need to be able to think clearly. UK is into that thing where you don’t care about anything anymore.

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Update on Kentucky’s thirty million dollar man here.

UD fears this news will only drive UK’s administrators into deeper drug dependency.

Meanwhile, she wrote a little ditty!

Calipari
isn’t vari
wari.


When there’s quarri
he ain’t sorri.
Chase them in his
Maserari.

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4 Responses to “When it comes to squandering your school’s reputation…”

  1. Profane Says:

    A basketball coach named Johnny
    At Memphis cheated successfully
    NCAA knocking
    But instead of talking
    He went off to screw Kentucky

  2. Dave Stone Says:

    The intellectual center of Memphis
    Now sadly transferred to UK is,
    Since John Calipari
    Flits like a fairy
    To where moolah is sprayed out like CheezWhiz

  3. theprofessor Says:

    It gets worse, UD:

    The "Chicago Way" comes to high school sports

  4. theprofessor Says:

    Here’s Chicago’s Sports Ethics Czar weighing in.

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