What a difference assaults make!
Twenty-four now and counting.
Gator joy is abounding
‘Cause we’re winning again.
Our yesterdays were blue, dear
Until that punch you threw, dear
Oh throw that punch again, dear
And make our dreams come true.
What a difference a coach makes!
Has an eye for the rap sheet.
Urban Meyer can’t be beat.
And he’s getting a raise.
But why just twenty-four dear?
You know there must be more, dear.
What are incentives for, dear?
Let’s hit at least thirty-five.
Yes, what a difference assaults make.
Twenty-four pending cases
Means we win all the races
And our school swells with pride.