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There’s a limerick in here somewhere

The University of Limerick has denied allegations of nepotism over the appointment by the university’s president of his wife to a senior management position, without consideration of any other candidates.

Margaret Soltan, January 25, 2010 5:38AM
Posted in: limericks

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5 Responses to “There’s a limerick in here somewhere”

  1. GTWMA Says:

    There once was a university prez
    Who said “The Board will do as I says,”
    “Give me a job for my spouse,
    A car, and a house,
    And watch Limerick U trick out my rez”

  2. Bonzo Says:

    Weak, but it was irresistible…

    There once was a lady named Anna
    Whose husband was Limerick’s Poohbah

    “We need some more pounds for our piggy.”
    “Org dev for me is a biggie.”

    “That’s a job that I truly do wanna.”

  3. Ahistoricality Says:

    No one qualified as my wife
    could do this job with little strife
    Who cares about precedent?
    I am the president!
    I deserve a much easier life.

  4. MattF Says:

    The Prez is furtive and mean
    You must keep him in close quarantine
    Else he and his wife
    Will make college life
    Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

  5. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Many marvelous limericks! UD thanks you all.

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