There’s a limerick in here somewhere

The University of Limerick has denied allegations of nepotism over the appointment by the university’s president of his wife to a senior management position, without consideration of any other candidates.

Margaret Soltan, 5:38AM
Posted in: limericks

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5 Responses to “There’s a limerick in here somewhere”

  1. GTWMA Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 11:55AM

    There once was a university prez
    Who said “The Board will do as I says,”
    “Give me a job for my spouse,
    A car, and a house,
    And watch Limerick U trick out my rez”

  2. Bonzo Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 1:00PM

    Weak, but it was irresistible…

    There once was a lady named Anna
    Whose husband was Limerick’s Poohbah

    “We need some more pounds for our piggy.”
    “Org dev for me is a biggie.”

    “That’s a job that I truly do wanna.”

  3. Ahistoricality Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 2:45PM

    No one qualified as my wife
    could do this job with little strife
    Who cares about precedent?
    I am the president!
    I deserve a much easier life.

  4. MattF Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 4:26PM

    The Prez is furtive and mean
    You must keep him in close quarantine
    Else he and his wife
    Will make college life
    Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

  5. Margaret Soltan Says:
    January 25th, 2010 at 7:57PM

    Many marvelous limericks! UD thanks you all.

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