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A major pubic relations problem.

Professor Edward Larkin of the University of New Hampshire likes to drive around town on his motorcycle and expose himself to young girls.

Realizing that this behavior constitutes a “major public relations problem for the university,” UNH has, since Larkin’s arrest and conviction for indecent exposure, tried to fire him.

Now an arbitrator has said that it can’t, because cock-flashing, while unpleasant, isn’t a firing offense.

Margaret Soltan, June 29, 2011 5:10AM
Posted in: professors

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3 Responses to “A major pubic relations problem.”

  1. Midprof Says:

    Must read with a new hampshah accent

    A german professor named larkin
    Has trouble keeping his cock in
    But his job will be saved
    The crime is “not grave”
    Even though it’s so terribly shocking.

    From my seat on the peter pan bus to logan

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Midprof: LOL. You make me want to try my own…

  3. Dave Stone Says:

    I remember this guy! He inspired some of my best work.

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