Behind Joe Paterno’s ex-halo
There hangs a remarkable tale-o.
Of grooming and showers
And absolute powers…
But better to draw here a veil-o.

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4 Responses to “Limerick”

  1. adam Says:

    The people in charge at Penn State
    Admitted the problem too late.
    Sandusky was busted,
    Paterno was flustered,
    And no one stepped up to the plate.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Nice one, adam.

  3. Red Stater Says:

    A coach named Paterno
    Had formed a house for eternal
    Instead what he had built
    We know is on shaky stilts
    And all is fallen to inferno

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Excellent effort to rhyme on Paterno, Red Stater. I didn’t even try.

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