“My veins run with cheese, bratwurst, and a little Spotted Cow and some Miller,” Ryan said to cheers from the crowd.

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5 Responses to “Clearly not expecting to get the Bethesda vote.”

  1. MattF Says:

    I’ll bet that line is just for the yokels. I suspect he even knows how to pronounce ‘quinoa’.

  2. Polish Peter Says:

    Remind me again what the principal products made in ‘Thesda are?

  3. Margaret Soltan Says:

    ‘thesda is famous for its key manufacturing, an industry centered in the neighborhood of Strosneider’s Hardware Store but thriving throughout the region.

  4. theprofessor Says:

    I admit that I am worried over a cheesehead who only has 6% body fat. I would feel better about his Midwestern credentials if he at least has high cholesterol.

  5. Margaret Soltan Says:

    tp: Agreed. The guy is a dead ringer for a metrosexual.

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