Reviewing my University of Tennessee posts in light of the most recent event there – an alcohol enema party that almost killed someone – I find myself pretty overwhelmed by the comprehensive degeneracy of that school. Other universities in America are pretty disgusting (the University of Massachusetts Amherst, for instance, has a large drunken violent student body), but UT has a special combination of corrupt sports teams, corrupt coaches, indifferent leaders, and desperately alcoholic students that makes it truly madly deeply disgusting.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:40PM
Our dean of students, Bessie von Blondenhagen, was observed to have crumpled into a sobbing heap when she learned about the Next Big Thing in Greek Life, coming soon to a disciplinary hearing at Gilligan!