… keeps a close eye on Brown’s highest-profile trustee, Steven Cohen, and his unlucky-in-love hedge fund, which keeps hiring people who betray the firm’s passionate commitment to the highest business ethics.

It’s hard to account for this betrayal. Six traders charged with insider trading! Freud would call it repetition compulsion. You keep falling for people who break your heart. Who knows why? I guess Steve Cohen is naive.

But Brown isn’t.

Marisa Quinn, vice president for public affairs and University relations, had not returned multiple requests for comment on the developments as of Wednesday night.

Talk to the press? Are you fucking kidding me?

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