No wonder America’s highest-profile student athletes are such campus heroes. Brain and brawn! Plus, these guys do what they have to do to win. At Donna Shalala’s AMAZING University of Miami, there’s yet another corruption scandal, with the baseball team caught up in the scummy world of steroids.
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February 1st, 2013 at 12:12PM
“Negative frequencies”??….like, less than zero cycles per second?