… is the chancellor of Southampton Solent University… In England, yes, of course… Are you thinking an American university could cook up a chancellor with a name like that? And until recently Lord West of Spithead’s University, “which currently sits 117th out of 120 in the university league tables,” featured among its business faculty a “senior lecturer in entrepreneurship, innovation and creativity” who seems to have directed all that innovating entrepreneurial energy to the distribution of cocaine. Out of her home.
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February 2nd, 2013 at 8:23PM
Well, you have to distribute from somewhere.
February 2nd, 2013 at 8:35PM
Here at Southampton Solent U
We’re right near the end of the queue.
Now our Lord West of Spithead
Has been stung by a shithead,
A lecturing, drug dealing shrew.