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This breaking news will do nothing for GW’s effort to be perceived as…

…non-filthy rich.

George Washington University, “a place known for its beautiful cars,” it says here, has taken a hit: A new BMW M5 parked on campus got hammered by a tree.

Unbelievably, the tragedy was compounded. A man, desperate to reach the car (perhaps he is the owner), crossed a police line around it and got arrested.

My office window is steps from this crash scene. It will be a difficult day for me. I hope they’ve cleaned things up by the time I get to campus.

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The only headline I can think of for this is AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY.

Margaret Soltan, April 25, 2013 5:32AM
Posted in: snapshots from home

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6 Responses to “This breaking news will do nothing for GW’s effort to be perceived as…”

  1. MattF Says:

    That guy’s facial expression is priceless. Combination of “WTF?” and “MMMOOOMMMMMEEE”.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    “Mmmmooommmeee this cost $105,000.”

  3. Van L. Hayhow Says:

    Car hits tree; not news. Tree hits car? That’s news.

  4. Alan Allport Says:

    Any word yet on the tree’s motive?

  5. adam Says:

    And do we know anything about who trained the tree in how to do this?

  6. Margaret Soltan Says:

    adam: Laugh Out Loud.

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