Spent half this Shabbat trying to think up a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics. The task was beyond my imagination and my vocabulary. All I could think of was the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a warm gun.”
The weirdest part is that the altercation began with an arguement about aliens.
Spent half this Shabbat trying to think of a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics, but the task was beyond my vocabulary and my imagination.
I kept humming the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a warm gun.”
Janet
I tried to think of a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics, but the task was beyond my vocabulary and my imagination.
Did find myself humming the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a Warm Gun.”
Janet
She inner coursed with Smith and Wesson
But her libido didn’t lessen.
So she birthed out the gun
And because she’s no nun
She threatened a piss and moan lesson.
January 10th, 2014 at 4:06AM
Packing heat…
January 10th, 2014 at 4:29AM
… for inner course…
January 10th, 2014 at 8:22AM
…’fearing that he could get shot’… It would, in fact, be a concern at that point, I agree.
January 11th, 2014 at 4:19PM
Spent half this Shabbat trying to think up a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics. The task was beyond my imagination and my vocabulary. All I could think of was the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a warm gun.”
The weirdest part is that the altercation began with an arguement about aliens.
Spent half this Shabbat trying to think of a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics, but the task was beyond my vocabulary and my imagination.
I kept humming the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a warm gun.”
Janet
I tried to think of a limerick about Ms. McCarthy’s antics, but the task was beyond my vocabulary and my imagination.
Did find myself humming the Beatle’s song, “Happiness is a Warm Gun.”
Janet
January 11th, 2014 at 4:20PM
Margaret,
Sorry that post comes out in triple. I thought I’d erased what I wrote and started over.
J
January 12th, 2014 at 3:18AM
She inner coursed with Smith and Wesson
But her libido didn’t lessen.
So she birthed out the gun
And because she’s no nun
She threatened a piss and moan lesson.
January 12th, 2014 at 11:05PM
Kudos, Adam.
Janet