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Yo!Hypno —

— a new super-opiate that also goes under the name of Zohydro — is the hypnomaniac’s little helper, the sort of thing Michael Jackson’s personal physician, who scoffed at anything weaker than Propofol, would have taken a second look at.

Even an FDA panel thought introducing Yo!Hypno to an already-mass-sleepwalking (to the point of falling over and dying) America was a bad idea; but somehow it got overruled, and soon all of America will be Hillbilly Heroin Heaven.

An NPR reporter asks a pain guy about to make, er, a killing on this thing about conflict of interest. “If the drug manufacturers are sitting in a room with FDA officials talking about pain drugs and they’re there because they spent twenty or thirty thousand dollars to be in the room, and [opponents] aren’t allowed in that room at the same time, does that raise any concerns for you that that could be a conflict of interest?”

Answer: Zzzzzz… wha’?….

Margaret Soltan, February 26, 2014 8:50AM
Posted in: march of science

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  1. Sunday Link Encyclopedia and Self-Promotion | Clarissa's Blog Says:

    […] And in related news that touch upon the issue of mental health: “Even an FDA panel thought introducing Yo!Hypno to an already-mass-sleepwalking (to the point of fall…“ […]

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