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“In a world where a 9-year-old girl can accidentally kill someone with an Uzi and the nation hardly bats an eye, even the most paranoid, antigovernment Rambo wannabe appears comfortably assured he’ll have access to all the legal high-powered weaponry he needs. And that’s bad news for the gun industry.”

America suffers a paranoia deficit, and the gun industry tanks.

Now that everyone knows about the emerging nine-year-old girl market, however, one industry solution is pretty obvious: Redesign fully automatic weapons for the pre-teen demographic.

Margaret Soltan, August 29, 2014 3:30AM
Posted in: guns

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2 Responses to ““In a world where a 9-year-old girl can accidentally kill someone with an Uzi and the nation hardly bats an eye, even the most paranoid, antigovernment Rambo wannabe appears comfortably assured he’ll have access to all the legal high-powered weaponry he needs. And that’s bad news for the gun industry.””

  1. Dr_Doctorstein Says:
    August 29th, 2014 at 9:43AM

    I was about to make a joke about Hasbro marketing My Little Uzi, then ran across this:

    http://ivanspacebiker.deviantart.com/art/Applejack-Browning-M2-307784270

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:
    August 29th, 2014 at 10:43AM

    Dr_Doctorstein: Major Laugh Out Loud. Thanks for sending.

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