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Toting up the sleaze, toting up the sleaze, we will die exhausted toting up the sleaze…

… as the great old hymn has it; and when it comes to tracing the glorious careers of America’s highest-profile university students – like the University of Oklahoma’s Adrian Peterson – the toting can get complicated.

Because once these lionized grads (well, not grads; almost all of them, like Peterson, leave school before graduating) hit the professional leagues, they run into people like Yeshiva University trustee and Vikings owner Zygi Wilf, and that’s where the subtle and complex synergy that is the NFL gets going:

“[Wilf himself, who allowed Peterson to stay on the team until public pressure forced him to cut him,] was just found] guilty of fraud, breach of fiduciary duty, breach of contract, rackeetering[,] and this is the man who made the decision with all of this [domestic violence] on Adrian Peterson’s record to bring back his running back.”

So Yeshiva University’s finest meets Oklahoma’s finest and sparks fly for the Vikings! Racketeer plus accused serial child beater equals the best Monday Night Football money can buy!

There. That math wasn’t so hard after all.

Margaret Soltan, September 17, 2014 7:04AM
Posted in: sport

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One Response to “Toting up the sleaze, toting up the sleaze, we will die exhausted toting up the sleaze…”

  1. JND Says:

    Don’t forget that Adrian is from right here in Texas. We should get our fair share of the credit, don’t you think? The nice folk at the University of Texas did everything in their power to get him to stay in state and play in Austin.

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