Subject to government approval, EL AL plans to place its “LY” code on select JetBlue-operated flights to/from New York (JFK/Newark), expanding options throughout the United States for EL AL customers.
LY stands for Loathesome You, and refers to female El Al passengers, all of whom, on taking their seats, will be subject to the revulsion of the orthodox Jewish men on board, who will insist on being seated away from female loathesomeness.
Welcome to Jet Blue, ladies! Relax, take a seat, and then watch while the men on the plane treat you like a just-excreted piece of shit.
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You know what to do. Boycott Jet Blue.
October 13th, 2014 at 6:37PM
Doesn’t get any better once they land….
October 13th, 2014 at 8:57PM
charlie: Too true.
October 14th, 2014 at 2:13PM
What annoys me is that they would never have the chutzpah to try a trick like this on a goyishe airline – only on El Al! Can you imagine a Chassid explaining to an Air France stewardess that he can’t sit next to a woman! (Actually, that could be a pretty funny movie scene.)
Best,
Janet
October 14th, 2014 at 3:56PM
Janet: Yes – it’s a special sort of madness – I mean, that El Al puts up with it for one minute.