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Exciting News in Airline Codesharing!

Subject to government approval, EL AL plans to place its “LY” code on select JetBlue-operated flights to/from New York (JFK/Newark), expanding options throughout the United States for EL AL customers.

LY stands for Loathesome You, and refers to female El Al passengers, all of whom, on taking their seats, will be subject to the revulsion of the orthodox Jewish men on board, who will insist on being seated away from female loathesomeness.

Welcome to Jet Blue, ladies! Relax, take a seat, and then watch while the men on the plane treat you like a just-excreted piece of shit.

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You know what to do. Boycott Jet Blue.

Margaret Soltan, October 11, 2014 8:15AM
Posted in: democracy

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4 Responses to “Exciting News in Airline Codesharing!”

  1. charlie Says:

    Doesn’t get any better once they land….

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    charlie: Too true.

  3. Janet Gool Says:

    What annoys me is that they would never have the chutzpah to try a trick like this on a goyishe airline – only on El Al! Can you imagine a Chassid explaining to an Air France stewardess that he can’t sit next to a woman! (Actually, that could be a pretty funny movie scene.)
    Best,
    Janet

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Janet: Yes – it’s a special sort of madness – I mean, that El Al puts up with it for one minute.

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