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National Turkey

This blog has followed America’s gun-totin’-est university trustee (and executive committee member of the National Turkey Federation) ever since Ron Prestage done took his loaded 9mm Ruger handgun right smack into the heart of the evil federal gummit.

Evil federal police up and arrested Ron, who explained to the judge that he’s got so many guns he plum forgot about the itty bitty Ruger.

He’s been let off with a 30-day suspended sentence. He returns to his duties overseeing the higher education of students at North Carolina State University.

Margaret Soltan, October 22, 2014 8:06AM
Posted in: guns

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One Response to “National Turkey”

  1. Greg Says:

    Hey from Avignon, land of extra Popes..

    You got to love a language like English, which has a way, way past tense, exemplified by “done took.”

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