Managing Doctor Mahnensmith’s erections was for two decades a full-time job at Yale University, and for a nearby dialysis clinic. Various ongoing court cases describe him accelerating himself into the backs of seated nurses until he exploded.
The complaints say that in November 2013, Dr. Mahnensmith went into a conference room with several of the plaintiffs and stood behind one of them “thrusting his pelvis in a sexual manner into the back of her chair rocking it to and fro.” After another of the plaintiffs told him to sit down, the papers say, “Dr Mahnensmith replied with a smirk, ‘I’m not finished yet,’ and continued to sexually gratify himself until announcing to the group that he was finished.”
April 13th, 2015 at 8:12PM
Is that a renal system in your lab coat, or are you just happy to see me????
April 13th, 2015 at 9:00PM
Another version: Is that a ten gallon hat, or are you just happy to see me?
April 13th, 2015 at 9:53PM
Just wanted stop lurking long enough to say that this is the best headline I’ve seen in a long time. I was reading my kids a bedtime story this evening when it popped back into my head, and I couldn’t stop giggling. It’s been a long week already–thanks for the laugh.
April 13th, 2015 at 11:47PM
rich: Many thanks. I was quite proud of myself for thinking of it, but I’m never sure if I’m right to be proud of these things. So thanks for the vote…
April 14th, 2015 at 6:19AM
Try the Bubba test for social . . . er, discombobulation. If Bubba or Taejuan had been doing the same thing to Suzy in the factory lunchroom, how would it play in your mind’s eye? Something like, “Yeah, those people . . . what can you expect?”, maybe?
Yeah, this post hit my inner sixth-grader, too.
April 14th, 2015 at 10:40AM
I saw a screen capture over the weekend, one of the news stations (not Fox) reporting on the reopening of the collider, complete with the same mis-spelling …
April 14th, 2015 at 12:49PM
Yep, best UD headline ever.
April 14th, 2015 at 1:00PM
Thank you, Alan.
April 14th, 2015 at 3:26PM
Being a physicist, I misread the headline– but then said to myself, “Wait, Yale doesn’t have a Hadron Collider.” Good one.