Take Aaron here. It’s not really her fault, because she played football for Miami University, and you know how sturm und drang that place is.
No? Type UNIVERSITY MIAMI in my search engine and settle in for a long read.
Anyway, the, er, culture of UM being what it is, no one should be surprised that Aaron left there all hopped up and ready for a hankie-heavy coaching career. She cried while confessing that she whispered mean things to a reporter about the quarterback of a team she coached… She couldn’t help herself! She’s high-strung!
And now she’s gone and beaten up a boy because he took her beach chair. She tried to keep it out of the news by promising to kill him and his family if he told anyone, but despite this effort at protecting her team’s name (she coaches for the Buffalo Bills), she got in trouble anyway.
The good news for Aaron is that this other chick, Richie Incognito, plays for the Bills and can give her anger-management advice at this difficult time.
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At least Richie Incognito, whose behavior was nauseating enough, picked on people his own size.
Um. No.