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At some point, the nothingness of university football becomes metaphysical.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If [the University of Hawaii] loses its ninth consecutive game of the season at Aloha Stadium in a near-empty area, did it actually happen?

Margaret Soltan, November 24, 2015 5:58AM
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2 Responses to “At some point, the nothingness of university football becomes metaphysical.”

  1. john Says:

    this sorry state of affairs can probably be fixed by a new stadium and a more highly paid coach.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    john: The fix will also call for a much-expanded coaching staff, private planes, and the largest available Jumbotron. Plus a 50% increase in student fees.

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