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A University Diaries Exclusive: Trump Releases his Taxes!

I know – it’s cheap to use the exclamation mark, but with this sort of scoop…

I have in my hand the actual IRS document of Donald J. Trump’s returns (background to the controversy here). I reproduce it below.

To Whom My Concern:

I have been the personal [tax] physician of Mr. Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous [tax] physician was my father, Dr. Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr. Trump has had no significant [tax] problems. Mr. Trump has had a recent [tax] examination that showed only positive results. Actually, all of his results were astonishingly excellent.

If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest [taxpayer] [well, haha, not really taxpayer] ever elected to the presidency.

Margaret Soltan, August 17, 2016 4:55AM
Posted in: democracy

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4 Responses to “A University Diaries Exclusive: Trump Releases his Taxes!”

  1. dmf Says:

    very good we need a bit of situationist inventiveness to respond in kind to the Real-ness of the Donald.

    https://thedianerehmshow.org/shows/2016-08-17/debate-over-armchair-psychological-assessments-of-donald-trump

  2. Greg Says:

    On IRS Form 40NOTRUMP.

  3. Greg Says:

    By the way did you see Pauli M’s demotion to Trump Campaign Junior Achiever.
    Reminds me –sorry, sorry — with Michael Ray Richardson — then of the Knicks. Something like this:

    Interviewer: How’s the team.

    MRR: Ship be sinking.

    I: How bad it get?

    MTR: Sky’s the limit.

    But I don’t want to give it what my wife’s grandma
    would call ayin hara.

  4. Greg Says:

    Opps should have said “reminds me of an interview with”

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