WHOOOOOPS! Did you catch me peddling an American university affiliation while helping the Sackler family make the world safe for opioids? Now why would I do that? Why would I present myself as an American university professor – from Temple, no less, one of whose trustees just spent decades sharing with women the amazing power of drugs – when I’m not?
It turns out I don’t understand that when you no longer have an affiliation with a university you’re not affiliated with it anymore.
That’s why the Sacklers chose me to promote OxyContin to the world. I’m smart.