Wouldn’t you like to know how to do that?
Why should UM fire a tenured professor who’s got so much to share about high finance techniques?
A spokesperson for the university
could not provide details about what the school policy is on faculty members who face criminal charges [apparently that stuff in the headline is, like, illegal].
So UM is all of a mucksweat. What to do? What to do? Wait until after his [HUGELY EMBARRASSING NATIONAL PUBLICITY] trial? I mean, chances are the guy is totally innocent, this is all a bad dream, and he’ll be back in a flash, his gravitas intact, sharing with his charges the ins and outs of investing…