I noted in this recent post our country’s almost total amorality when it comes to football heroes. This is what I mean:
Virginia Tech is so impressed with animal torturer Michael Vick it’s putting him in its hall of fame.
To the shock of seemingly everyone involved in this decision, numerous anti-Vick petitions are gaining tens of thousands of signatures. After all, Vick graduated from Virginia Tech!
Haha I mean he failed to graduate – another point of honor I guess… Executes non-performing dogs, college dropout… convicted felon… If that’s not a man of honor, what is?
The honor will go through despite the petitions, believe me. We’re talking virtually total amorality when it comes to football.
But it doesn’t hurt to sign them.