As the University of Louisville’s last marauder-president attracts more and more attention from the Kentucky attorney general, it’s just a matter of time before his story – and the story of his merry band of fellow marauders – hits the front page of the nation’s paper of record. Already James Ramsey and The Louisville Muggers have hunkered down in their multiple luxury homes hoping no one can find them in all the square footage… But the long arm of the law might just extend to that tenth bedroom at the back of the basement, and then all of the Ramsey regime’s efforts to erase its possibly criminal record will have been for nothing.
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Assuming things go as expected, here’s what we’ll soon see on Page One.
IN KENTUCKY, A UNIVERSITY PRESIDENT ACCUSED OF GRAND THEFT
The accession of James Ramsey, a folksy local boy made good, to the presidency of the University of Louisville, was greeted with great enthusiasm…
Babadebah. You and I can write these things in our sleep. Utopia at last! And then – shocker – A Grand Reversal…