Sometimes it’s hard to be a Christian
Giving all your love to fallen men
You’ll have bad times
And they’ll have good times
Telling kids to touch them with their hands
But if you love God you’ll forgive them
For Satan makes their cocks to swell
Satan grabs their tighty whities
And then he hurls them down to hell
Stand by your man
Give him your child to cling to
And something young to come to
When Satan’s lusts are burning
Stand by your man
And give him teenly pleasure
Your man’s a godly treasure
Stand by your man