SONG OF THE
UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE
BASKETBALL RECRUIT
‘Come,’ they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum:
‘Your dorm has whores for free.’
Pa rum pum pum pum.
‘You’ll play at KFC.
Yes! KFC YUM!
It’s facing bankruptcy.‘
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
After bribery
Pa rum pum pum pum
We lived in luxury
Pa rum pum pum pum
They brought their gifts to me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rick’s boys took care of me
And we all kept mum
We all played dumb
Rum pum pum pum
Feds came to talk to me
Pa rum pum pum pum
‘Bout our conspiracy
Pa rum pum pum pum
UL told Rick to flee
Pa rum pum pum pum
He sued, and they sued he
And everyone’s scum
Shitting their bum
Rum pum pum pum
Yes, I played for you
Pa rum pum pum pum
Feel a bit dumb
December 14th, 2017 at 4:01PM
Louisville is suing Pitino for damages related to its “now diminished reputation”?
What???
December 14th, 2017 at 4:10PM
John: I know, I know…