He’s my unabomber daddy
He means all the world to me
He’s my unabomber daddy
And they made a jail cell jest for him and me
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It’s the Patek Philippe watch story a few classes down:
‘You never actually own five hundred guns and explosive devices. You merely look after them for the next generation.’
It’s an Only-in-America kinda thing: Matching father-and-son jail cells.
You know what’s also Only-in-America? They’ll be out of jail in seconds — more paranoid than ever, and accumulating more weaponry.