High above Cayuga’s waters
With its waves of blue
Stands our schizoid Maximilien
Aiming right at you
Blast the shrapnel, speed it onwards
Loud explosions tell
Hail upon thee alma mater
Hail upon Cornell
High above the busy humming
Of the bustling town
Like his hero Stephen Paddock
Looks he proudly down
Lift the rifle, speed it onwards
All his classmates fell
Hail to thee our alma mater
Hail all hail Cornell