… in the wake of the ongoing Professor Jay Smith… unpleasantness. Beginning in September 2019, all teaching/research hires will be asked to certify the following:
I, _______ _________, having accepted a lectureship/professorship at UNCCH, do hereby swear, with all my heart, all my soul, and all my might, the Faith Priority of my school’s major sports teams (viz., football and basketball). Specifically, I pledge strict obedience to the Gaming Imperatives issued by our coaching staff, as well as by any in-residence professional agents seeking to recruit future clients, as those imperatives relate to professors, tutors, graduate students, and anyone else in a position of responsibility relative to the education of our players.
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UD thanks John.
May 2nd, 2018 at 7:22AM
UNCC is UNC-Charlotte, UD. You mean UNCH. That being said, UNCC’s athletics requires a subsidy, mostly from student fees, amounting to over 70% of their budget.
May 2nd, 2018 at 7:54AM
Thanks, tp. Fixed it.
May 2nd, 2018 at 10:27AM
UNCCH.
May 2nd, 2018 at 12:21PM
Thanks, Barney.
May 2nd, 2018 at 1:04PM
They don’t call me Eagle Eye for nothing 🙂