Sing it, Donovan.

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They will bring haredim in a bag
They will take off late with the pious blind
And apart from that they’ll be so kind
In consenting to blow your mind.

Fly El Al Airways, get you there past time.
Fly El Al Airways, get you there past time.

They will force favors from the ladies
The hours will pass in excellent style
“Would you please move your stinking impiety
To the section of unclean aisles?”

Fly El Al Airways, get you there past time.
Fly El Al Airways, get you there past time.

They will bring joy to criminal bigots
And sorrow to law-abiding women
Who, disgraced, degraded, finally give in
For the sake of other passengers
Who sit for hours while El Al assholes
And haredi assholes scream at each other.

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2 Responses to “El Al Airlines: Far Out.”

  1. Polish Peter Says:

    I have an Israeli friend who only flies there on Saturdays.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Polish Peter: That’s one way to get around the problem…

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