It wasn’t a sex doll, but I will plead no contest to involvement in a prank involving a mangled mannequin leg, several packets of burger-joint ketchup, and a mailbox. No alcohol involved, BTW, just high school freshman deviltry. Word is that someone jumped a foot in the air after opening the mailbox door the next day.
September 28th, 2018 at 2:42PM
sounds like the opening scene of one of the unending slew of serial killer police dramas
A Life in Study: Robert Lowell
https://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/play/p06m18ds
September 28th, 2018 at 3:27PM
On Lick Road!
September 28th, 2018 at 3:36PM
Anon: You have no idea how much I wanted to add that to the post. But brevity is the soul of wit.
September 28th, 2018 at 4:34PM
It wasn’t a sex doll, but I will plead no contest to involvement in a prank involving a mangled mannequin leg, several packets of burger-joint ketchup, and a mailbox. No alcohol involved, BTW, just high school freshman deviltry. Word is that someone jumped a foot in the air after opening the mailbox door the next day.
September 28th, 2018 at 4:37PM
tp: LOL