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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Yes, for paradise the Southland is my nominee…


Just an old sweet schedule of classes at the University of Georgia - plus the Georgia Southern University neighborhood bar where the bartenders “wearing a black contraption on [their] back[s] resembling a giant bug sprayer funnel neon-green liquor directly into students' mouths” (scroll down) - keeps Georgia on UD’s mind.

Not that the state university system there, with its clever and aggressive corruption strategies, is ever far from her thoughts.

The latest news is that although UGA students already get a two-day (Th/Fr) break from classes simply because of “the annual Georgia-Florida football game in Jacksonville,” many of their professors are now adding Wednesday. The provost, Mace,

sent out a firm edict this week to university deans to canvass their faculty and see how many called off Wednesday classes in anticipation of the two-day break and the annual Georgia-Florida football game in Jacksonville last weekend.

Mace said his interest was piqued Wednesday morning when, on a walk across campus, he noticed fewer students than usual.

"The campus was basically dead," Mace said. Later he learned that some student employees of the university were working all day because their classes had been dismissed.

"Fall break begins Thursday," Mace said. "I'm going to be very hard-nosed about this."

As of Wednesday of this week, few departments had complied with Mace's request, and at least one dean reported that he was having trouble getting the information from faculty members.



We all know what we call folks who make a fuss about this sorta shit, don’t we?


Some couldn't resist poking fun at the issue.

In an e-mail to faculty members asking whether they had canceled classes, one dean compared Mace to Dean Wormer, the malevolent presence at the fictitious Faber College in the movie "Animal House."

"There is something in his request that has that 'Animal House' flavor," the dean wrote, knowing that faculty would bristle at the directive. "Remember, Dean Wormer?"