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Monday, November 07, 2005
ZE/HIR Update UD’s effort to educate her readership in the use of this linguistic innovation began here. A writer for the Harvard Crimson updates the ze/hir usage situation: Caving willingly to pressure, Wesleyan College’s imprimatur has been accorded to a group that wants to educate professors and incoming freshmen on the use of the transgendered pronoun “ze” and its possessive “hir.” As with her earlier translation of a Washington Post article into ze/hir usage, UD now translates another example of popular discourse into the new usage. (As with her earlier example, all gender identifiers have also been deleted.) Saint Louis Blues I hate's to see dat ev'nin' sun go down Hate's to see dat ev'nin' sun go down Cause ma baby, ze done lef' dis town. If I feel tomorrow lak ah feel today Feel tomorrow lak ah feel today, I'll pack up my trunk, and make ma git away. Saint Louis (Gender Identifier Deleted) wid hir diamon' rings Pulls dat (GID) 'roun' by hir apron strings. 'Twern't for powder an' hir store-bought hair De (GID) ze love wouldn't gone nowhere, nowhere. Got dem Saint Louis Blues I'm as blue as ah can be. Like a (GID) done throwed that rock down into de sea Got dem Saint Louis Blues I'm as blue as ah can be. Went to de gypsy get hir fortune tole To de gypsy, done got hir fortune tole, Cause ze most wile 'bout hir Jelly Roll. Now dat gypsy tole hir, "Don't you wear no black." Ze done tole hir, "Don't you wear no black. Go to Saint Louis, you can win hir back." If ze git to Cairo, make Saint Louis by hirself, Git to Cairo, find hir old friend Jeff, Gwine to pin hirself, right there, to hir side If ze flag hir train, ze sho' can ride. (spoken) And ze sang Got dem Saint Louis Blues jes as blue as ah can be. Dat (GID) got a heart lak a rock cast into de sea. Or else ze wouldn't have gone so far from me. Doggone it! I loves day (GID) lak a school(GID) loves hir pie, Lak a Kentucky Col'nel ....loves hir mint an' rye. I'll love ma baby till the day ah die. Now a black-headed (GID) makes a freight train jump the track, Said a black-headed (GID) makes a freight train jump the track, But a long tall (GID) makes a preacher ball the jack. Lawd, a blonde-headed (GID) make a good (GID) leave the town, I said a blonde-headed (GID) make a good (GID) leave the town, But a red-headed (GID) make a (GID) slap hir pappy down. |