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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Inside Desks and Underneath Books and Office Machines

As ever, the University of South Florida does not disappoint. Longtime readers of this blog know that UD finds more news of the weird at USF than at any other university or college. She knows not why. Here’s the latest:

University of South Florida officials fired three employees of the school's English Language Institute after finding $275,000 in misplaced checks and cash scattered throughout an office there.

Nearly half the money - $133,647 - is in checks as old as a decade and cannot be deposited, which means lost money for the university, USF spokeswoman Michelle Carlyon said.

The institute's director, Richard Schreck, found the cash and checks Dec. 21 inside desks and underneath books and office machines, among other places, Carlyon said. Much of the money was in payments to the program, which provides intensive English study for international students and prepares them for college.

Some money was for student health-insurance premiums, which never reached their insurance carrier.

The discovery comes about a month after a state audit of USF found lax financial controls.

…In addition to the more than $133,000 in old checks, investigators have counted 132 checks from 2005 totaling $92,734. University officials are trying to deposit them, although some banks may consider them too old, Carlyon said.




(What do the University of South Florida and the Nursing Home of Prague have in common?

They’ve both got a lot of old checks.

Czechs.

Get it?)