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Friday, February 03, 2006

Molly Bloom’s
Rate My Professors
Soliloquy


Yes because they never did a thing like that before as ask my students to rate me 1 to 5 on the internet and comment too and o the pepper the chili pepper for all the world to see bold as you like why did they make us like that up in front of the classroom sitting ducks and students o yes students think they know it all Mrs Riordan gets a chili pepper don’t make me laugh that old bitch and Mina Purefoy she’s as hot as a witch’s tit I’ve got more chili pepper in my little finger than that nit’s got in her whole body it’s just a personality contest anyone can write in it’s only dummies getting back at you for giving them a C O I’m not going to think myself into the glooms about it but O that awful deepdown torment and O that pepper that red pepper yes and all the hot professors with their chili peppers as a girl I was a chili pepper of the mountain yes when I put the pepper in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red pepper yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to rate me again yes and then he asked me what rating would I like yes to say yes my chili pepper and I drew him down to me so he could see my teaching technique yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.