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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Columbia Shows You
How it Ought to be Done.


The University of Wisconsin
Shows You How Not to Do It.




What does a university do when it has a seriously bad program or department? And when, because of its weakened state, that program or department makes an appointment that makes the university a national laughingstock?

The comatose program at University of Wisconsin which blundered its way into hiring Kevin Barrett has been proudly endorsed by the university’s administration, which gave out with one of those we’re exposing our lucky students to a diversity of viewpoints speeches in supporting the appointment not of a controversialist but an idiot.

Now Barrett has launched his own Ward Churchill tour of the nation’s media, broadcasting far and wide the humiliation of Wisconsin’s taxpayers.



First stop: Hannity and Colmes. Ann Althouse reports:

Colmes begins and tries to present Barrett in a fairly positive light by bringing out the facts that the course is not required, the 9/11 conspiracy theory will take up "only about one week" of the course, that the students will not be required to "regurgitate" his theory, and that he means to inspire "critical thinking." (Smarter students, I note, may want to regurgitate.)

From the moment he begins speaking, Barrett twitches and jerks around quite oddly and speaks in a breathless, excited way. He tries to unload a torrent of words about the theory and won't stop to give Colmes a chance to get through his series of questions, which are quite clearly designed to put Barrett in a positive light. Barrett, however, is so keen on his theory, he'd rather spout conspiracy. He looks nutty even before Hannity starts the questions that are meant to trash him. That is, Barrett's a witness who mucks up the direct examination. It doesn't take cross-examination to bring out the problems.

When Hannity takes over, Barrett interrupts him in the middle of his first question. When Hannity insists on finishing the question, Barrett smugly goes "Yeah, yeah, finish up." On Hannity's show! As if he thinks the only people who are watching are folks who think Hannity's a jackass. Hannity asks him if he really believes 9/11 and other terrorists attacks were "an inside job." Barrett, inspiring no confidence that he will allow students to debate with him, says sharply, "I don't believe, I do know that 9/11 was an inside job." Barrett then tries to lay out the details of the theory. The word "thermate" comes out of his mouth. (It's supposed to be "thermite," but why be precise?)

Hannity breaks in to say, "All right, so you believe that the buildings came down in a controlled demolition." Again, Barrett excludes the possibility of alternate theories: "Well, I don't believe it. I've looked at the evidence, and the evidence is overwhelming." Hannity's response is perfect: "All right, the evidence is overwhelming to you because you're a conspiracy nut." Hannity tries to set up his next question: "But putting that all aside..." That's perhaps the funniest line of the night, but it's stepped all over by Barrett, who motormouths conspiracy theory. Hannity goes ahead and asks his question with Barrett yammering over him. Hannity finally just lets the man babble. Then, he mutters, "Okay, I wish I had the 'Twilight Zone' music."

Hannity says, "Okay, here's my next question," and Barrett breaks in with a laugh and says "Okay, friend," and shrugs, looking quite pleased with himself, as if he believes he's getting the better of the exchange. As Hannity tries to ask the question, Barrett keeps interrupting, offering survey statistics that he seems to think show that people agree with him -- 60%! "You're in the minority," he tells Hannity. That is, we see Barrett garbling facts in real time, on camera.

Finally, Hannity gets Barrett to hear the question: Should extremists like you be allowed to teach? Barrett says: "No, you're the extremist. Fox News is the biggest bunch of extremists on the planet." He's got a huge laughing grin now. Hannity doesn't think Barrett should be teaching, and Barrett responds that he doesn't think Hannity should be on the air. "I think you guys should be taken off the airwaves, because you are the guys who are..." A desperate Colmes breaks in: "All right, we don't want to silence anybody...."

Colmes's attempt at the beginning to present Barrett in a good light by emphasizing that Barrett will bring debate and critical thinking to the classroom is all shot to hell. We've seen Barrett in action. Barrett retained his position here because we care about free speech values, but he slammed us in the face with his disrespect for free speech.




Columbia University shows you what Madison should have done.

Despite objections from some professors, alumni, and students, Columbia University has temporarily suspended its Institute for African Studies, one of eight regional institutes at its School of International and Public Affairs.

Lisa Anderson, the school's dean, said on Monday that the center had been without a permanent director for several years because no senior faculty members had stepped up to take on the role. "We had a period where it was dry," she said. So administrators decided that instead of essentially maintaining the charade of having a fully functioning institute, she said, they instead will suspend the center and put its resources toward African programming, which will be run out of her office.

But the institute's defenders, who have created a blog calling for its reopening, say that the university unfairly took action during the summer, when fewer people are on the campus to oppose the move. In an open letter written last month to Columbia's president, Lee C. Bollinger, students in the school's Pan African Network argue that, in closing the center, Columbia "sadly joins the rest of the world in the continued marginalization of Africa."

On the contrary, said Ms. Anderson, by redirecting money that paid for an acting director's salary, administrators will be able to strengthen the university's African offerings, including new classes this fall on contemporary Africa. Also, she said, she hoped that admitting the program's shortcomings will create the necessary pressure to improve the situation.

Ms. Anderson added that the decision was made in May, but that "people just weren't paying attention."




Maintain a charade long enough, and you make the world safe for clowns. Act swiftly, and you can reconstitute a program in a way that does credit to everyone.