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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Don’t Know if There are Any…

…Derrideans left on the Duke University English faculty, but it’d be fun to see one of them put the following text sous rature (under erasure, that is):


"On Friday, June 23, my son J.D. and I were involved in a boating accident on Hyco Lake in Person County. It occurred as we were trying to navigate our way back to shore in dark, rainy conditions. The boat ran ashore, and I suffered a laceration on my head, which was bleeding. Because of the remote location of where the boat was aground, J.D. had to swim for roughly an hour, and ran to several houses before finding a home with someone to get me help. Upon the arrival of the EMS team, I was taken to the emergency room at Person County Memorial hospital and received several stitches in my head. I walked out of the emergency room on my own that night. I am thankful that the incident involved only one boat, that no one was seriously hurt and that my son was able to locate an occupied home on the lake with gracious people willing to assist us. The injury was not serious and I was in my office working today."


What happens if we deconstruct this heroic first-person account, provided by Duke's athletic director, Joe Alleva? Does anything of note need to be teased out?

Oh. Here’s the Fort Wayne paper:

Alleva needed 42 stitches to his head after a boating accident Friday on a Person County lake. His son, former Duke baseball player J.D. Alleva, was charged with operating a boat while impaired.

Authorities said the younger Alleva refused to give officers a breath or blood sample, but three officers smelled alcohol on him several hours after the accident.



And listen -- isn’t alcohol the the insistent aporia (to stay with Derrida) at the heart of Duke? Cast your mind back over its many scandals of late, starting with the lacrosse team. Virtually all of the scandals starred souped up boozers doing incredibly fucked up things. What is the problem down there? Is Durham that dull? Is Duke a gulag of desperate vodka-swillers? Why are all these people soaking in it??