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Monday, November 27, 2006

Thou Shalt Have Only One God,
And His Name Shall Be.......
GODZILLATRON



A recent NCAA report about college athletics "has 13 glossy, full-page photographs of athlete-students either competing in sports events or studying among Greek columns, library stacks, laboratory flasks or computer terminals. Four pages give a photographic rogues’ gallery of smiling presidents and chancellors," writes Tom Palaima of the University of Texas, who has the stomach to analyze this sort of thing closely.

The buoyant nothingness of the report sinks a bit when its authors mark the American university professor's non-sporting ways. Year after year faculty are invited to share a world of high definition cretinism and corruption, and the fuckers just won't play along.

Details from Palaima's own UT:


...The head football coach at UT now makes a base salary of $2.55 million per year. By comparison, the entire instructional budget (faculty salaries and other teaching-related expenses) of UT’s number-one ranked petroleum engineering department is only $2 million. The average salaries of the 11 assistant football coaches last year easily outstripped the average salaries of full professors in our law school, the highest paid full professors at our institution.

Faculty did not have the authority to stop the recruitment of a men’s basketball team whose average SAT score is 370 points below the current student body average. No faculty committee at UT Austin proposed constructing an academic environment for football players that sequesters them in their own high-tech study facility with their own tutors and advisers and supervisors, and still leaves them, year in and year out, trailing the entire Big 12 Conference and most of the nation in six-year graduation rates — 40 percent is the official NCAA calculation.

In 1996-98, at a time when the Texas Legislature was sharply curtailing its yearly appropriations to the UT system, UT embarked on a $100 million stadium expansion project that expended lots of valuable political capital.


...UT [needs to deal with] its extremely high student/faculty ratio. To do this, we need more office space, classrooms and laboratories on the central campus, where space was already at a premium in the mid-’90s.

Disregarding the academic side of institutional planning, the $100 million expansion project authorized by Cunningham and the Board of Regents in 1996-98 converted a multi-use stadium (football, track and field, high school athletics events) into a football-only facility. Precious space was then used to build an outdoor football practice field, an air-conditioned indoor football practice field, a track-and-field stadium, and a deluxe athletics center.

Faculty were not consulted about this questionable use of resources, especially scientists who have to commute from central campus to laboratories at a distant satellite facility. Nor were UT’s approximately 35,000 undergraduates. Faculty would love to accommodate their pressing need for more courses offered during prime time. But existing classrooms are booked solid even during non-peak hours.



The NCAA report says that part of the reason faculty members are "uninformed" and "biased, ... attack[ing] athletics unfairly," is that they don't understand the "hierarchical, top-down nature of campus administrations."

Faculty need to look at the campus salary pyramid and show a little respect.



UD read somewhere of a monastic order whose members, while laboring in the vineyards, repeatedly shout: "All for Jesus! All for Jesus!"

UD proposes that faculty put themselves in a more reverent mood by shouting, through their campus hours, "All for Coaches! All for Coaches!"