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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Hatto Hoax Limerick #2

UD initially tried writing a limerick whose first line ended with Hatto, but she discarded the final product because she ended up having to use too many Italian words.

Jeff solved the Italian problem in this very nice effort:

Some critics extolled unknown Hatto;
Some others caught whiff of a rat-to;
But when an iPod
Revealed she's a fraud,
On a pianist once praised they now shat-to.


(Note that both of our limericks, arrived at separately, end with excrement.)