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Monday, April 23, 2007

Phoning it In

UD has always found unpleasant the way some veteran opinion piece writers crank out cynical work week after week, Grubb Street style. I guess they figure they've got their fan club, and that their fan club just wants to keep seeing the writer's name on something... anything...

Why don't the fans feel cheated by the fake outrage and stupid cliches that they often get for their trouble?

I mean, here's Thomas Sowell phoning in the Duke story:



Just before North Carolina's attorney general appeared on television to announce his decision on the Duke University "rape" case [Quotation marks again. You've heard me on the subject.] , one of the many expert TV legal commentators said Roy Cooper probably would use the words "insufficient evidence" but not the word "innocent" in dismissing the case.

As it turned out, the attorney general did use the word "innocent," saying he and his staff considered the accused students innocent. It was the only decent thing to do.

Anything less would have let the ugly accusation follow them for life and, years from now, when all the details of this sordid story have been forgotten, hang over their heads with a suspicion they got off on some legal technicality.

What a difference a year makes. [Only Dinah Washington is allowed to use the What a difference a ... makes phrase. Writers who use it signal, like Sowell, their unwillingness to write their own material.]

A year ago, there was a lynch mob atmosphere [Cliche.] against the accused students - from the Duke University campus to the national media, and including the local NAACP and the ever-present Jesse Jackson.

These were affluent white male students and a poor black woman accusing them of rape.

For those steeped in the new sacred trinity of "race, class and gender" [Nothing new about that threesome; sacred trinity is a cliche; and steeped doesn't work with the cliche. And what's with the quotation marks? Capitalize the words, maybe, if you insist.] what more did you need to know, in order to know which side to come out on? [Awkwardly formulated.]

Duke University officials suspended the students when charges were filed, canceled the remaining schedule of the lacrosse team for which they played and got rid of the coach.

Former Princeton University President William Bowen - a critic of college athletics - and the head of the local NAACP were called in to issue a report, which complained that Duke officials hadn't acted fast enough.

Meanwhile, 88 members of the Duke faculty took out an ad in the campus newspaper denouncing racism. Among other things, the ad said, "What is apparent every day now is the anger and fear of many students who know themselves to be objects of racism and sexism."

As for the demonstrations and threats loudly voiced by some local blacks, in the wake of the accusations against the Duke lacrosse students, the ad said: "We're turning up the volume in a moment when the most vulnerable among us are being asked to quiet down while we wait.

"To the students speaking individually and to the protesters making collective noise, thank you for not waiting and for making yourself heard."

This year, after all the charges have collapsed like a house of cards [pathetic simile] the campus lynch mob - including Duke University President Richard H. Brodhead - are backpedalling [lynch mob mounts bikes] swiftly and washing their hands like Pontius Pilate [while washing its hands like Pontius Pilate].

They deny ever saying the students were guilty. Of course not. They merely acted as if that was a foregone conclusion [cliche], while leaving themselves an escape hatch [cliche].

It's bad enough to be part of a lynch mob. It's worse to deny you're part of a lynch mob while standing there holding the rope in your hands [On bikes, washing hands like Pontius Pilate, holding rope.].

What is even more important than clearing the names of the three young men charged with a heinous crime is making sure the man responsible for this travesty of justice [cliche] - District Attorney Michael Nifong - pays the fullest price for what he did.

Members of the state bar association investigating Nifong need to understand this case is much bigger than Nifong.

If prosecutors can drag people through the mud [cliche] and keep felony charges hanging over their heads [cliche; and redundant] , long after all the evidence says the opposite of what they were charged with, any of us, anywhere, can be put through a living hell [cliche] whenever it suits the whim [cliche] or the political agenda of a district attorney. [Content of this sentence patently untrue.]

Much was made of the fact these Duke students came from affluent families.

Lucky for them - and for all of us.

Not everyone has an extra $1 million lying around to fight off false accusations. Their fight is our fight.

This case will send a message [cliche], one way or another, to prosecutors across this country. Either you can get away with dragging people through hell [cliche] without a speck of evidence [cliche] - and in defiance of other evidence - or you can't.

This case already has sent a message about the kinds of gutless lemmings [This is the sort of phrase for which Communist hacks were famous in the 'fifties.... running dogs... bourgeois lackeys... gutless lemmings... ] on our academic campuses, including some of our most prestigious institutions.