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Friday, September 30, 2005
SING ME A SONGA majority on American University's Board of Trustees has concluded that suspended President Benjamin Ladner must be replaced, according to two sources close to the board. Washington Post, September 30, 2005 Sing me a song of a ladner that’s gone: Say, could it really be true? Merry of money roughshod he rode Over a poor AU. Trustees, alumni, and students Fondly remember how The glory of truth would glow in its soul. Where is that glory now? Sing me a song of a ladner that’s gone: Say, could it really be so? Heedless he ran through the heart of them all And now they have told him to go. Give them again all that he took! Give them the sun that shone! Give them the eyes, give them the soul, Give them the good that's gone! Sing me a song of a ladner that’s gone, Say, could it really be true? Merry of money all roughshod he rode Over a poor AU. Billow and breeze, islands and seas, Mountains of rain and sun, All that was good, all that was fair, Will soon once again be done. |
Thursday, September 29, 2005
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LADNER ACT VI Merchandising When start-up businesses start up this quickly, you've got to have confidence in this country's economic outlook. |
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Jerzy Soltan's Boston Globe obituary. |
BLOGOSCOPYThe rather hysterical tone prevailing in some quarters calls to mind what sociologists call “moral panic.” But the iron cage of bureaucracy is, after all, a strange thing: Today, there are timid souls who worry that a prospective colleague’s blog might be a record of torrid threesomes indulged while plotting to assassinate the dean. Tomorrow they will be retired, or laughed off campus — whereupon blogging might well become mandatory, rather than forbidden. Scott McLemee, Inside Higher Ed. |
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"Beware the IRS, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the compensation code, and shun The frumious Oxley Act!" From today’s Chronicle of Higher Education : Even as the embattled president of American University tries to save his own job amid a growing controversy over his spending habits, Benjamin Ladner has a warning for other college leaders: This could happen to you. The investigation by American's Board of Trustees, the suspended president said, is being driven partly by two federal laws that have changed the culture of accountability at nonprofit organizations. |
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LADNER, ACT V: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition! It’s everybody’s-hands-out-of-the-cookie-jar-pronto time at American University, Washington, DC., with the latest revelation that, as the Post headline has it, LADNER MEMO IN 2004 SOUGHT $5 MILLION BOOST. No wonder the lads and lasses at Ladner’s demesne are “still mad, still yelling,” after their rally yesterday -- it’s worse than they thought. Ladner’s memo to the board - a memo that in its gross compensation demands set off the furor - was, we all originally thought, asking for a couple of million on top of the president’s already unconscionably inflated salary. It turns out to have been for another five million: A 2004 confidential memo from American University President Benjamin Ladner asks the school's governing trustees to do their best to pay him an additional $5 million in pretax compensation over five years that he felt he needed to "maintain my current living level" at retirement. The disclosure apparently contradicts recent statements Ladner made that he had never asked for more compensation. Only in this way could Ladner “close the gaps,” in his words, between the opulence to which he had become accustomed at AU and the penury he obviously feared once he retired. And after all, says Ladner in his defense, his memo was in response to a request from the board chair that he prepare a compensation wish list for the university. But the board chair told the Post “he was not expecting what Ladner delivered.” That's an understatement. In fact, “he thought Ladner's proposals were so high that he never distributed the memo to the full board ‘to protect Ben.’” The board’s compensation committee, though, did see the thing, and that was enough: The compensation committee and Ladner wrangled for months over the subject, with one member, Pete Smith, quitting over Ladner's demands, according to Smith's resignation letter. Amid rising concern nationally over executive compensation, a board meeting was held in February 2005, and a majority of trustees agreed to lower Ladner's overall compensation from more than $850,000 to $800,000, according to three trustees at the meeting. Ladner told trustees at the time that he was very disappointed. |
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
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“Hundreds of students…” …rallied at American University this evening, while a trustee meeting went on in the building behind them. The students held signs that said “Hail to the Thief.” Here’s some video of them. Bravo. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ UPDATE: Details and photos from The Eagle, the AU student newspaper, here. Oh, and UD's favorite part of The Eagle's story: The students who organized the event were CAS senior Megan Linehan, SPA senior Liz Best, CAS senior Maeve Reed and School of International Service sophomores Alexandra Steepanuk and Caroline Behringer. Ladies all. |
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LADNER, ACT IV: Improper Quotation Of Second-Rate Poems Yeah, I know I said I’d get to that other university-related stuff, but I haven’t been able to. Our long ladner nightmare is not over, and its latest development is particularly horrifying to the likes of UD. For now, as various actors wax philosophical about the situation at American University, we enter the era of poor poetry poorly cited. "If we [trustees] follow the lead of the deans who have shown no confidence in Ladner, and if Ben realizes that whatever he thinks about himself, other people differ, he should go gently into the good night," said trustee Paul M. Wolff, a lawyer. Liking Dylan Thomas past the age of eighteen or so is already a bad sign, if you ask UD. Misquoting his vile villanelle (“…go gentle into that good night”) compounds the offense. UD is fine with the fact that Wolff has basically, by quoting Thomas, asked Ladner to die -- that’s the sort of embarrassing rhetorical outcome she enjoys. But of all the poets Wolff might have turned to…! Get ready for a retired real estate developer on the board to tell a Washington Post reporter “The center cannot hold. Mere chaos is loosed upon the campus.” |
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
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LADNER IN THE DARK But here’s some light, from a letter an attorney with experience in matters like these just sent to AU’s law faculty: The pattern of Mr. Ladner’s expenditures of University money is far outside what is normal and acceptable in a university community. Even casual research into academic compensation patterns will show this to be so. Indeed, the evidence shows a disregard of accountability that would require a responsible board of directors of a public company to act if the individual were one of its officers. Here is the attorney’s direct advice to President Ladner: · You can’t hide from this. Furthermore… The audits …have shown a pattern of excess that falls into two categories: excess compensation and unauthorized expenditure. The auditors have, I am told, been generous in allocating items to compensation, which has reduced the amount that they allege Mr. Ladner should reimburse the University. This accounting treatment is, however, irrelevant to the central issues. |
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More Headlines (no links) From benladner.com FACULTY REVOLT RUMORS OF AN SIS [School of International Service] PROFESSOR STRIKE IF LADNER RETURNS TRUSTEES TO MEET TOMORROW AT FIVE PM; STUDENTS PLAN TO PROTEST |
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Lawdy. I've been so busy with Ladner ladeeda that I haven't had a chance to blog about a number of intriguing university-related opinion pieces that have just appeared. There's continued fallout, for instance, from the front-page New York Times article about Ivy League women undergraduates who anticipate leaving the world of work when they have children, and I particularly want to respond to Richard Posner's take on it. There's the recent David Brooks column in the New York Times about profound inequalities in college access and quality in America. And, finally, there are a couple of articles in the November Atlantic magazine about the substance of a college education and, again, about inequities at the heart of higher education in this country. I'll provide links to all of these, as well as commentary, later in the day. |
![]() President Ladner and his Wife Decide to go Directly to the People |
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Ladner, Act III Wherein the pathos of a group of Uncomprehending businesspeople Compels our pity. “The group of trustees that backs Ladner,” the Washington Post reports this morning, “… finished negotiating a proposed contract with him and pushed for the full board to get him back on campus. …The new deal would include compensation of about $800,000 for Ladner …” With students staging Ladner-Out-Now rallies, and faculty voting no-confidence in him as background, a remnant of the trustees now appears onstage. Perturbed and disheveled, they speak: “$800,000 is reasonable… If people only knew the full story… What a beautiful world it used to be…” |
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What a University Class Should Be UD’s friend, fellow blogger, and student, Kevan, is featured making sense in today’s Washington Post, which has an article on the just-fired guy at GW people insist on calling the sex professor (for background, see UD): Although Duve opposed Schaffer's treatment by the university, he questioned the content of the course, saying that there wasn't enough substance and that it was more "group therapy" than academic work. |
Monday, September 26, 2005
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Faculty Circulate Ladner No-Confidence Resolutions in All AU Colleges benladner.com just posted this headline, though with no links. |
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RECAP, ACTS I & II A brief guide to the Ladnerian Labyrinth in today's Chronicle of Higher Education (subscription). |
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MILQUETOASTS REVISITED A correspondent who used to work at AU writes to UD with a question: [In newspaper accounts of the AU situation,] faculty [are] portrayed as proceeding with great caution, often under the cloak of anonymity, for fear they might be fired… Is it that bad? Whatever happened to academic freedom? Surely tenured faculty have the cojones to speak out. The answer to this is that professors are rather wimpy. But there are significant and impressive exceptions. UD has in mind The Committee to Save Adelphi, which had its first press conference almost exactly ten years ago today. This group included not only faculty at Adelphi University, but also alumni, students, and former trustees. Showing great courage and clarity, the Committee successfully organized to sue the bejaysus out of their grotesque president, Peter Diamandopoulos, and his fellow opulence-obsessives on the board, all of whom had to cough up millions. I hope it’s okay with Committee members (and others at the university who brought the suit) if I reproduce here, a decade later, from the language of the suit, the roll of honor: THE COMMITTEE TO SAVE ADELPHI, by its Co-Chairs, GAYLE INSLER, DEVIN THORNBURG, RAKESH GUPTA, and CATHY CLEAVER; THE FACULTY SENATE OF ADELPHI UNIVERSITY, by its Chairman, DEVIN THORNBURG; SYLVIA ARON; CRAIG F. ASH; JAMES L. BEDELL; WILLIAM H. BORTEN, CARL B. BUXBAUM; DOMINICK CAVALLO, CATHERINE CLEAVER; BARBARA S. COHEN; DEBORAH COOPERSTEIN; ROBERT J. DEVLIN; PETER P. FARLEY; VALERIE FEINMAN; PATRICIA PREISS-GALLAGHER; RAKESH GUPTA; THOMAS F. HEFFERNAN; MONICA M. HOMER; GAYLE INSLER; ELLEN R. KELLY; PATRICK J. KELLY; STEPHEN I. KLASS; DAVID LUBELL; GAIL B. MALLOY; RACHEL MATHER; LEONARD NADEL; FRANK RICO, JR.; STANLEY SNEGROFF, BROOKE E. SPIRO, DEVIN THORNBURG, MARIE-LOUISE VAZQUEZ; and STANLEY WINDWER. |
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TRUSTEES ASK THE DARNDEST THINGS Ladner said the document was legitimately created by the five-member compensation committee and signed by himself and then-board chair William I. Jacobs. Jacobs described the contract to the full board and said trustees could see it if they wanted to, according to Ladner. "What? A second contract…? Oh yes. Yes. The second contract. Let me describe it to you. It’s… on a piece of paper, 8 by 11... Not one of those long French sheets but, you know, a recognizable American-style white piece of paper… What? Well, hell, all you had to do was ask to see the thing if you were so curious..." |
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It’s “Free REIN”… …but otherwise, a fine editorial in The Eagle, the American University student newspaper, calling this morning for the president’s resignation. Actually, I rather like the editors’ description of the “virtually free reign” the trustees gave Ladner, an image drawn from royalty being more appropriate to the case than one drawn from horses: Ladner has demonstrated a level of entitlement to student funds that is absolutely inappropriate for a university president. Whether he spent half a million dollars or merely tens of thousands, Ladner can best serve the AU community by stepping aside. |
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LADNER LOOKALIKE Don't forget that the situation at American University is only one of a number of corrupt president/collusive trustees stories playing themselves out in this country at the moment. Here's another, as summarized by North Jersey Media Group in a recent editorial: The president and trustees at the state medical school, who last week fought to keep excessive bonuses for the university's managers, apparently live in a world apart. |
Sunday, September 25, 2005
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UD’s daughter… … being fifteen, likes many bad musicals (Rent, Wicked, etc.). But she drew UD’s attention to these not-bad, blog-specific lyrics from Avenue Q: What Do You Do with a B.A. in English? |
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LADNER, ACT II Strategy Groups A schism among American University trustees is widening over the future of suspended President Benjamin Ladner, with some beginning private negotiations with his attorneys for a new contract and others pressing for his ouster. … Complicating an already tangled process, Ladner supporters on the board have divided themselves into three strategy groups, according to two sources familiar with the negotiations. One group reviewed some of the more than $500,000 of the president's spending questioned in an independent report and determined that he should reimburse the university roughly $21,000. Another group is bringing in a tax expert for advice. And a third is putting together terms of a new contract for Ladner that would reduce his compensation while adding controls over his spending and other activities, the sources said. Washington Post, Sunday, September 25, 2005. Hey, hey, Group Three! Here’s how I see us, Group Three, in relation to the other trustee strategy groups (Groups One through Two). Bottom line: We get our recs out pronto. They mainly involve Total Defense Initiative, in which we totally get behind Ben now that he’s reimbursed the twenty thousand. First point: Consistency, duration, don’t rock the boat (litigation, he’s been president for a long time, we don’t want another search, the next one’ll be even worse, etc.), they all fly first-class and have chauffeurs (check details on other local university heads), hasn’t he already suffered enough derision in the press (photo of wife crying), look at all the great stuff he’s done for the school. Second point: We propose the following new contract: Keeping in mind this whole thing got kicked off because Ben asked for a couple million more recently, we’ll propose that we start with that as the latest compensation figure. So - he already earned about $800,000. Let’s jiggle the numbers a bit and say he only asked for a million more. So that’s $1,800,000 as our baseline figure. So we go to town! So we take away the whole million! That leaves $800,000. At this point Ben’s within his rights to ask for pain and suffering or he won’t come back. Something like this could happen again. We need to incentivize to some extent. We propose a $500,000 bonus. Third point: Spending controls. Here’s what we’re up against, in today’s Post: Some trustees said it doesn't matter what Ladner was allowed to do -- that as president of a school without a large endowment, reliant mostly on students for its operating expenses, he should have the judgment and restraint to avoid excesses. This looks like a toughie, but we propose the following. The Aspen Institute offers a new six-month executive seminar, Chief Operating Officers and the Classical Virtues. It’s totally about judgment and restraint. We propose a sabbatical for Ben, to take place at the time of his reinstatement, for the purpose of attending the Aspen seminar. |
Saturday, September 24, 2005
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$500,000 In the course of an intriguing and engagingly written piece in today’s New York Times about how it might make sense for you not to save for your children’s college education, we find the following statistics: [T]he cost of an education at a top four-year private college [has risen] to more than $160,000. State universities, where tuition has been rising at a faster pace than for private schools, can cost $110,000 to $140,000 for out-of-state tuition. There are many other factors, to be sure. Personal chefs for university presidents do not come cheap. But ultimately there’s the simple willingness of American parents to pay these prices, even as they become more and more staggering… |
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END ACT I As the sordid lines of Ladner Act I (it’s going to be a long drama) conclude with his panicked reimbursement to AU of twenty thousand dollars, it’s time to remind ourselves of certain latent elements of plot and theme that will, in Act II, become manifest. For instance, to quote the student paper at AU: The IRS could levy tax penalties against Ladner and members of the board if it finds evidence of "excess benefits" for executives in 501(c)3 nonprofit organizations like AU, according to a report from the Association of Governing Boards of Universities and Colleges. The trustees, not merely Benjamin Ladner, are in trouble. In a variety of ways. Like him, most are currently wagon-circling, ass-saving, and scandal-spinning to beat the band (UD, scourge of mixed metaphor and cliché users everywhere, savors an occasional indulgence herself). Those among the trustees who really don’t feel prepared to be sued by Ladner, the IRS, the Justice Department, or any number of other outraged agencies and people, desperately cling to life and lies. This faction is locked in battle with those among the trustees who recognize that after years of inaction and no doubt some degree of collusion they‘re going to have to face the music. In the trustee skirmish below, for instance, Jacobs, representing fear and denial, takes off after Wolff, representing stoicism and contrition: One trustee involved with trying to reinstate Mr. Ladner, asking that his name not be used because of the sensitivity of the negotiations, said: "There is nothing ambiguous at all about the contract. There's not one thing he was not entitled to." If you crave more precision about what may await the trustees, take a look at this page, which summarizes the pertinent precedent for this mess, the very similar reign of Peter Diamandopoulos at Adelphi College, which in turn had its precedent in the reign of John Silber at Boston University. Note how many elements this wretched history (recounted below in an excerpt from Lionel S. Lewis, When Power Corrupts: Academic Governing Boards in the Shadow of the Adelphi Case ) has in common with the elements now gathering themselves at American University: The Board provided Diamandopoulos with an outsized compensation package, guaranteed him cash payment for sabbatical leaves not taken, gave him a second residence, and, most importantly, acquiesced in all of his suggestions and decisions, no matter how unwise. The Board of Trustees of Boston University had earlier acted similarly with respect to its President, Adelphi Trustee John Silber, often referred to as Diamandopoulos's mentor. Here, from the same page, are some legal details from that case: Not-for-Profit Corporation Law. Indemnification of university trustees. Liability of former president. |
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“We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of the farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare.” From tomorrow’s Washington Post : Tensions with the board began last year, two trustees said, when Ladner asked for a $1 million bonus and several millions more in other compensation. …[T]he father of a 2005 graduate said he and his wife had planned to make a "significant endowment" to AU, but they have changed their minds. |
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GENTLE BEN From tomorrow's Washington Post: Pete Smith was chairman of the board's audit committee until late last year. "In my 30 years as a compensation consultant with Watson Wyatt, I have never had a more difficult client," he wrote in his resignation letter, which was obtained by The Post from someone other than Smith, who would not comment. Its authenticity was verified by three people. |
Friday, September 23, 2005
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“There’s not one thing he was not entitled to.” According to the most recent article about suspended AU president Benjamin Ladner (it will appear in tomorrow’s New York Times), the board of trustees of that institution gave him a contract that featured no annual reviews and the freedom to bill the university for everything he does. [T]he contract was written in such a way that it gave Mr. Ladner full discretion over his spending, giving him a strong defense against any legal challenge. One trustee involved with trying to reinstate Mr. Ladner, asking that his name not be used because of the sensitivity of the negotiations, said: "There is nothing ambiguous at all about the contract. There's not one thing he was not entitled to." Here’s a frinstance: [Ladner’s] current contract, signed in 1997, explicitly allowed him wide latitude in spending, including the right to travel in a "first class" manner. “Hm, what definition shall I choose? ... I know for damn sure I can sit in the front section of the plane... But what more might a ‘first class manner’ imply? Could it mean I can sit way way up in the front with the grownups? Hot damn. Still… contractually speaking, it’s arguably more responsible to locate myself somewhere around Rows 10 - 15 … That still means free booze and slave girls [Wait -- UD’s confusing AU presidents…]…And - ahem! - this is our students’ tuition money we’re talking about, after all… But --- You know what pisses me off?? The donors I golf with have their own private planes! On $800,000 a year I’ll never be able to maintain a Learjet. Looked at from that angle, taking any commercial airliner, no matter where you’re seated, is really an admission of personal financial failure… Great, now I feel like shit... First class it is!”
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DUMB SHIT ARTISTS SAY A University Diaries Series "I know this is a metaphor, but it is the only way I feel I can protest the unjust occupations." I can't improve on Ann Althouse's commentary: Said a performance artist, Hala Faisal, who took off her clothes in public, displaying the words "Stop the War." Where's the metaphor? Supposedly, taking off your clothes ≈ disarmament. |
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Had she but world enough, and time… ...UD would find out whether it’s actually possible to spend $22,000 on a roundtrip (I presume!) ticket to Nigeria. From this morning’s Washington Post: "When it comes to students' money being spent inappropriately or allegations of such, we take it seriously, very seriously," said Joseph Vidulich, 19, a sophomore and secretary of the [AU] student government, adding that students want to give Ladner "the benefit of the doubt." But, he said, referring to a trustee's allegation that Ladner spent more than $22,000 on a first-class plane ticket, "If he was spending as much money as tuition to fly to Nigeria, that is a serious problem and something we need to fix." |
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AUgean Stables, Cont’d. From today’s New York Times: Lawyers for the Ladners have responded to the charges with a blanket denial of wrongdoing and extensive explanations for each expenditure, according to documents before the investigators. The lawyers asserted that all the spending was consistent with the terms of Dr. Ladner's employment contract, signed in 1997, and with a recognition that his wife, as American's first lady, represented the university at all times . At all times? |
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Cleaning Up the AUgean Stables, cont’d: More AU Students Discover the Mess. In four years, I encountered Benjamin Ladner all of three times, and this was three times as much as the average student, and only because I was a member of the Student Confederation. I enjoyed the lovely chef, and the backyard parties with the waterfalls and koi. All held in a house that cost well over a million dollars. |
Thursday, September 22, 2005
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We’re beginning to hear from angry American University alumni. “Those bastards owe me. I spent too much money at that school to be this dumb.” |
"As you will learn if you read this page often enough, political correctness is coin of the realm at Stanford. Even those who openly chafe against the practice … are usually, in the end, only feeding the beast. For that matter, the use of the phrase 'political correctness' in this column feels too correct. I prefer the grandfather-friendly phrase 'pussy-footing around.'"There’s too much metaphor and cliche in this paragraph from the Stanford Daily, but never mind. The writer is trying to complain about a group of Japanese tourists on campus who barged into the seminar he was taking and one after another stood at the door taking flash pictures of the students and the professor. [S]eated with her back to the camera, [the professor] notices the faces of a few students have turned towards the door. She turns to see what they are looking at just as the camera’s flash goes off. She blinks to erase the spots from her vision before turning back to the discussion. The first photographer disappears, but another soon takes his place. And another. Most of us are too stunned to think to close the door until they have gone. Everyone advises the student against complaining, because the tourists are Japanese. He seems to have decided to complain anyway. |
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My god, you gotta have a swine to show you where the truffles are ... …says George, the college professor in Edward Albee’s play Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? In the case of American University , all you gotta do is follow soon-to-be-ex President Benjamin Ladner to find “pan-seared foie gras, BeauSoleil oyster, sabayon and caviar, and white truffle risotto,” a typical menu at one of the Ladner clan’s family birthdays, all made for them by their American University-provided personal chef, Rodney Scruggs. Ladner really liked Scruggs. While faculty raises in the last five years have been “small, single digit" type things, Scruggs got raises that “averaged 11 percent over the past five years.” And while Scruggs seems to have had a pretty impressive food repertoire, the Ladners apparently felt he needed more sophistication, so they sent him on "‘professional development’ trips …to Paris, London and Rome.” Ladner also liked to travel in style. He “incurred a travel expense for himself alone to Nigeria,” in the words of a trustee who wants to fire him (the chef has just been let go) “of $22,345. … Had he bought a business elite ticket, the savings would have covered a student's tuition for one semester." Last year, Ladner was paid more than "the president of George Washington University, which is twice AU's size and includes a medical center. An expert in higher education compensation compared Ladner's package with that of six other presidents of universities of roughly equal size and reputation as American and found Ladner's more than $100,000 higher than the next highest." Altogether the independent report (which will itself cost the university a million dollars) “questions more than a half-million dollars spent over the past three years.” The investigators are also trying to figure out the mysterious second contract thing. Ladner “was operating under a second contract, negotiated a few years after he arrived at AU in 1994 by William I. Jacobs, then board of trustees chairman, but unknown to some on the board. The university's vice president of finance told auditors that he had repeatedly asked Ladner to let him see the second contract and that Ladner finally did, three years after it went into effect.” What with, er, supplements from the second contract, “Ladner's total compensation in 2004 was more than $800,000, well above that of presidents at comparable schools, according to outside analysts. He and his wife, according to the report, were charging antiques and cashmere to the university as well… The spending in dispute includes travel expenses, more than $6,000 in club dues, nearly $54,000 in drivers' costs, more than $220,000 in chef services, more than $100,000 in services from the social secretary and nearly $44,000 in alcohol… Although university presidents often are expected to entertain at home with dinners and other events for donors, the report concludes that the vast majority of the chef's time was not university-related.” Some trustees are wondering whether these and myriad other expenses are “the last straw for a president who squandered money at a school where more than 90 percent of operating revenue comes from students.” It’s really the first straw, though, since AU has apparently failed to scrutinize any of this activity over ten years time. “Until the new report, no detailed accounting had been done of the Ladners' spending, even as bills came in for first-class tickets for overseas trips, a waterfall for the back yard of the president's house and chauffeurs spending much of their time running errands for his wife to jewelers, salons and dry cleaners.” But when I say swine… Ladner's troubles with the board began more than a year ago, when the panel began reviewing his compensation after he demanded an increase... |
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
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Maybe Even Tending Toward Wanting to Not Work At All UD has already mentioned on this blog the famous quotation from John Adams, the father of John Quincy Adams, about education. Here it is in its entirety: The science of government it is my duty to study, more than all other sciences; the arts of legislation and administration and negotiation ought to take the place of, indeed exclude, in a manner, all other arts. I must study politics and war, that our sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. Our sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history and naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry and porcelain. I think the generational slide of subject matter here, from worldly and conflictual to aesthetic and tranquil, can help make sense of a front-page article in today’s New York Times which has generated a lot of blog-angst. The article notes with some surprise that many female Ivy League undergraduates have “already decided that they will put aside their careers in favor of raising children. Though some of these students are not planning to have children and some hope to have a family and work full time, many others … say they will happily play a traditional female role, with motherhood their main commitment. …Much attention has been focused on career women who leave the work force to rear children. What seems to be changing is that while many women in college two or three decades ago expected to have full-time careers, their daughters, while still in college, say they have already decided to suspend or end their careers when they have children.” For instance, “Shannon Flynn, an 18-year-old from Guilford, Conn., who is a freshman at Harvard, says many of her girlfriends do not want to work full time. ‘Most probably do feel like me, maybe even tending toward wanting to not work at all,’ said Ms. Flynn, who plans to work part time after having children, though she is torn because she has worked so hard in school.” The article notes the outrage and incomprehension in response to this trend on the part of some feminists, who regard it as a species of betrayal and regression. The piece also records the vapid assurances of some Ivy League administrators, like the head of Princeton, who insists, “There is nothing inconsistent with being a leader and a stay-at-home parent. Some women (and a handful of men) whom I have known who have done this have had a powerful impact on their communities." So Princeton University carefully selects among the best and the brightest in the United States in order to produce stay-at-homes who improve their communities. Not bloody likely. Either you are, as all Ivies describe themselves, in the business of generating business and government leaders on a significant scale, or you are grooming PTA presidents. The women interviewed in the article are merely fulfilling the hopes of Adams, who nailed it long ago: the more lovingly you are raised, the more intelligence you are enabled to exercise, the more clearly you understand the world in which you live, the more likely you are to want to temper the conflictual, public world of work with the less conflictual, private life of affective and aesthetic activity. Of that final generational list of pursuits, only one -- architecture -- has an obvious vocational setting. The rest conjure images of the artist in her garret, the amateur lover of music, and so forth. Note that Ms. Flynn says she “plans to work part time after having children, though she is torn because she has worked so hard in school.” These women have gotten to the educational pinnacle by working themselves to the bone. They have already amply played out the competitive hyperwork thing and they want a break. They’re not sure they see much percentage in continuing indefinitely to work their asses off. And that’s because one of the many ideas they’ve been exposed to has to do with the quality of life and the brevity of life. |
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
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LATEST ON LADNER Despite his attorney's recent insistence that all was and would be well, the merde has truly hit the ventilateur for "suspended American University President Benjamin A. Ladner," as the Washington Post, in its cruel journalistic shorthand, now routinely calls him. The federal government has decided to take a look at his books. More precisely, both the US Attorney's Office and the IRS have officially begun sniffing around Lander's personal and travel expenses. "The case could have tax implications not only for Ladner but also for AU," write the Post reporters (who, despite all the secrecy everyone's trying to maintain, seem to have pretty garrulous inside sources) "which is bound by laws governing how much charities and universities pay their executives." As to activities on campus, "There is a split on the board about the severity of the issues reviewed in its audit, according to several sources familiar with the board's discussions. Some trustees view Ladner's expenses as justified by the constant fundraising and entertaining required of today's university presidents, while others believe that the spending was out of line for a school of AU's size, the sources said." Constant entertaining. No wonder this guy has to be compensated at $800,000 annually. Did I say $800,000? I've been saying around $650,000. I was wrong: The board also has been wrangling with Ladner over compensation -- his salary, benefits and allowances -- which has more than tripled since he came in 1994, according to one source with detailed knowledge of Ladner's pay. In 2004, his base salary was $633,000, but his total compensation was well over $800,000, according to forms the university filed with the IRS. Indeed, "The board decided to reduce Ladner's overall compensation by an undisclosed amount, according to the sources." Hell, he'll have to quit now. Any pay reduction would be too humiliating. And there's more on the chauffeurs: "A preliminary report by Arnold & Porter LLP, a law firm helping the trustees, has been completed and sent to Ladner. The report includes records of several chauffeurs employed by Ladner and his wife, Nancy Bullard Ladner. Chauffeurs kept a log of their duties, including taking Ladner to such events as an athletic awards banquet, dropping off dry cleaning and taking Nancy Ladner to an appointment at a hair salon." Those logs will be the death of him. |
Saturday, September 17, 2005
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DIAMANDOPOULOSIANA As the major media decant their [UD has changed the beginning of this post from her original singular formulation -- "the major media decants its" -- to plural because Jack Bush, a reader from Canada, made an impressive argument that she should do so] annual back-to-school stories about alcoholic undergraduates, spare a thought for their schools’ presidents, who may be dragged just as low by demon rum. It’s not that the presidents are unmasked as alcoholics and carted off; rather, it’s their extravagant taste in spirits that does them in. While his charges are out getting blasted on Boone’s Farm, the American university president may be home getting quietly tight on “daily wine for lunch and dinner at $50 to $100 per bottle,” as the now-notorious anonymous letter to the American University trustees about President Benjamin Ladner has it. Or, like Peter Diamandopoulos, dethroned despot of Adelphi University, he may be out on the town with friends, racking up (as the Chronicle of Higher Education reported at the time) a “$454.65 bar tab” by sharing "$150 glasses of cognac” with “[John] Silber, a former Adelphi trustee, who later said that he had been unaware of the cost of the drinks." And yet man does not live by drink alone. Artnet.com, citing the New York Times, described “the $707 dinner Adelphi President Peter Diamondopoulos [sic] and art critic and Adelphi trustee Hilton Kramer shared at the fancy Links club in Manhattan -- charged to big D's university expense account -- not long after the scandal broke involving Diamandopoulos's $523,000 salary, the second highest among college presidents in the nation. According to the report, $552 of the tab went for a 1983 Chaval wine and Martel cognac.” Like their third-world counterparts, these sorts of university presidents also spend a lot of money suing people and defending their besmirched honor and that sort of thing. Before his current difficulties, President Ladner sued an AU alumnus to get him to shut down his website, benladner.com, because it used the president’s name. He lost. “Frankly,” says the site’s proprietor, “if he had agreed to have a dialogue about his work and our work, thousands of university dollars wouldn't have had to be spent on a fruitless attempt to shut us down." |
Friday, September 16, 2005
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JERZY SOLTAN 1913 - 2005
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The Way I See It From the Baylor University student newspaper: Late last week, the Baylor Starbucks pulled about 500 cups with a quote by gay author Armistead Maupin after a faculty member complained. Here’s an example of one of the cups, reproduced at jeremyfreese.blogspot.com: ![]() UD has a suggestion for the next “The Way I See It” cup: “I’d lied about it long enough and when I came out I decided I would not lie anymore. I wasn’t breaking any rules. There’s no stated policy on sexual orientation at Baylor, although they do prohibit homosexual behavior and sex outside of marriage, both of which fall under sexual misconduct. By making the statement ‘I am gay’-- a statement of belief about myself-- I’m exercising my First Amendment right. A university is a place where you learn how to think, articulate a position, and where you come to change your views. But at Baylor, it’s only as long as you never hold a certain position or advocate something else.” Matt Bass, a scholarship student at Baylor whose scholarship was withdrawn, forcing him to drop out, after his orientation became known. Thanks to JW for the tip. |
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NO PHYSICS PAGE IN THE LOCAL PAPER From the student newspaper at the University of Rhode Island: Every so often, a professor captures the minds and hearts of many students. Regardless of the topic and the students' interests, the professor has the ability to appeal to every distinct personality. |
Thursday, September 15, 2005
![]() Cherchez le Chauffeur The president of American University might be brought down in a way increasingly common among university presidents: like the now ex-chancellor of the SUNY system, Robert King, he may be done in by one of his fleet of chauffeurs: 'Reginald Green, one of Ladner's former chauffeurs, said the Ladners often used the university car for personal reasons, including requiring him to take in and pick up their laundry and the work shirts of their chef.' One of his former chauffeurs? Does this mean that President Ladner, like Chancellor King, had a fleet of them? Recall (see this earlier UD entry) that (to quote myself): King maintained, at state expense, a team of three chauffeurs, Tom, Ray, and Ed. Tom, Ray, and Ed were there (combined salary, $170,000 plus) at King’s bidding to transport him from place to place in the course of his busy day. King, though, scraped along on a salary of $250,000 or so, whereas Ladner earns about $650,000. Buys a lot of chauffeurs. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ UPDATE: Don’t They Know It’s the End of the World? …as UD used to love hearing Loretta Lynn sing… and now, as she considers President Ladner’s deteriorating situation, it keeps coming to mind: The personal chef employed by suspended American University President Benjamin Ladner and paid for by the school has been let go during a probe by the university's Board of Trustees into personal and travel expenses submitted by Ladner, according to sources. He’s got a personal chef and a social secretary. So the question is: How do you tell the President of American University from the President of America? Answer: The President of America makes $250,000 less than what the President of AU makes. Sources knowledgeable about the case said Scruggs would sometimes be called late at night to cook dinner for the couple. Two chauffeurs who worked for the Ladners also said they often were required to take Scruggs's dirty white uniforms to a dry cleaner. Bingo. UD wondered (see above) whether, like Chancellor King, Ladner had multiple chauffeurs. |
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David Brooks this Morning: Nobody Does it Better John Roberts Jr. Aw, shucks. This has been a humbling experience, Mr. Chairman. To think that a boy from an exclusive prep school and Harvard Law could grow up and be nominated for the Supreme Court - it shows how in America it's possible to rise from privilege to power! That's the hallmark of our great nation. |
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DENTISTS HAVE THE BEST PAPER TITLES ROSEMONT, Ill., Sept. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- |
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Washington Monthly Discriminates Against Princeton Princeton struggles with its abysmal ranking on Washington Monthly’s class mobility and volunteerism heavy College Guide -- 44th, behind Iowa State. "We would not want to give them any more attention than they have already received," says one interviewee, annoyed that the Daily Princetonian is covering the subject at all. Another local comments: “You could even argue that what investment bankers do actually does serve the nation." Furthermore: “They have a very arbitrary definition of national service [on the Washington Monthly rankings] that can be an elitist one," Siddique said, referring to choosing between a lower-paying job in the foreign service or a higher-paying one in the private sector. "It may actually discriminate against someone who's financially disadvantaged." That explains it -- the preponderance of financially disadvantaged students on campus. |
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
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SNAPSHOTS FROM HOME Directly to my right as I blog hangs a Henryk Tomaszewski poster, which Tomaszewksi inscribed to my father-in-law. In Polish, in pencil, along one edge, he writes: To Jerzy Soltan: I kiss your ass. H.T. 8/79. ![]() This is Tomaszewski’s best known poster, for Solidarnosc. It says: 2+2 must be 4 That 2+2 thing is from Orwell’s 1984. One of Poland’s greatest graphic artists, Tomaszewski died today. He was 91. |
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A TOWN CALLED HO Already in a bad mood because of August Kleinzahler's essay about him, Garrison Keillor has now cut the folksy crap right out and summoned his lawyers. He's threatening to sue a young blogger unless he ceases and desists marketing a t-shirt that has A PRAIRIE HO COMPANION written on it. "You'd think we shot Guy Noir or something," complains the intimidated blogger, who has for the moment stopped selling these sweeties. I propose a line of tees that have written on them excerpts from the Kleinzahler piece: OFFERING THE MASSES REASSURANCE HIGHPITCHED BREATHLESS TREMOLO BAD POETRY BADLY READ EMBALMS WHATEVER POEMS HE READS FOR HIS TRESPASS HE MUST BE BURNED |
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
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The Culture of American Poetry Takes its First Steps Out of the Primordial Stew An editorial from the seriously revamped magazine, Poetry: The rules for our omnibus reviewers are simple. (We bend the rules occasionally for other pieces, when there is a pairing of reviewer and book we especially want—Phyllis Rose and Richard Wilbur, for instance.) They can have no personal connection to any of the authors they are writing about. They do not get to select the books to be reviewed, though we do discuss the list with them and try to make the assignment interesting for them. They are given a strict total word count, which they are free to distribute among the various books as they see fit (e.g., eight hundred words for one book, four hundred for another, etc.). And finally—most importantly—they must express a clear opinion about each book reviewed. But don't expect things to change all that quickly. |
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RICHARD WILBUR As Halloween season approaches, UD again commends to you the poem she reproduced on her blog last October, by Richard Wilbur. As incentive, she offers this recent appreciation of him, by Phyllis Rose, in the excitingly new Poetry: …Wilbur, however famous, however loved and respected he has been throughout his career, has rarely if ever been fashionable. He was unfashionable when vadic hipster utterance was in vogue. He was unfashionable when confessional poetry was all the rage. He was unfashionable when difficult, highly intellectual, deconstructive poetry was respected. His devotion to a tightly constructed formalist poetry has seemed retro for decades. He has been famous for my entire adult life without ever being (in that cursed vulgarism) “hot.” But in the annals of the last laugh, Richard Wilbur must be at the top of the list. For he is still alive, in every sense of the word. The very fact that he has not changed will no doubt soon make him a hero to an age of spin and calculation. Masses of students turned out by MFA programs, more devoted to their own careers than to their work, must look in wonder at a literary personage who doesn’t really care how high his stock stands. Perhaps this smart and self-contained man knew all along that if he lasted long enough, his time would come. What seemed recalcitrance would come to seem integrity. WASP coolness would turn into vision, moderation, and character. Not that Wilbur chose calculatingly to be contrarian; rather he had the self-possession to endure it. |
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MARTIAL LAW? “At least 70 percent of college freshmen say they enrolled in their first-choice school,” Jay Mathews notes in his Washington Post column on education today. He’s reviewing the book College Unranked: Ending the College Admissions Frenzy, which is full of essays fulminating against the destructive |








