Your friendly neighborhood clit-whacker.

The Doctor is IN! And your capacity to experience even a twinge of sexual pleasure is out.

Dude actually advertises that he performs “female circumcision.” This ain’t no peasant woman with a rusty knife in some forest clearing – this is an actual MD with a pleasant office and the whole nine… er … centimeters…

The super busy Freedom From Religion Foundation can currently be found in the Baby Food Capital of the World, Fremont MI.

Nowheresville Fremont has been smuggling proselytizers into its public schools, and someone there seems to have complained to the FFRF.

One of the Christian groups is the famed Gideons, whose bibles burst out of your hotel drawer. The Gids were doing what they do, unloading masses of Big Books onto their captive student audience.

The other group pilgrimmed around the school, itinerant preachers looking for 15 year old souls to save. Muslim souls? Atheist souls? Fuck! That’s the reason we’re preaching, dummy! It bugs us that they’re all going to hell.

Another save, back in 2022.

“Arizona Cardinals Lineman Isaiah Adams Watches from the Sidelines during the Team’s Practice…”

Cuz he’s been a bad boy … It’s not just his betting on games; he’s also apparently way into guns and drugs and shit.

He’s in lotsa legal trouble but until he – what? – murders somebody? – he’ll stay on the team in good standing, a giant of the gridiron, our hero.

‘Will $150 Billion in Investment Finally Help Louisiana Grow its Population?’

Not if you keep shooting it to death.

One of Denver’s most notorious abattoirs doesn’t get shut down, no matter how much blood is shed.

‘Yet another shooting here…’

‘Nice place to get lit up and by lit up I mean shot…’

‘At the end of the night end up getting locked inside for a short time because something was going on outside the club. However, I will say their security guard Mike was phenomenal and great. Helped me get my friend into our car safely…’

Patron reviews say it all, don’t they? But no one in Denver gives a shit, so the POPOPOPOPOPOP keeps popping along.

“Easy access to guns and Arizona’s weak gun safety laws have continued to put all of us at risk.”

Tucson’s mayor, surveying her city’s bloody streets after another mundane massacre, wonders why morons with magnums still rule her world.

And then there’s the American economy…

Demand for Mansions in the Billionaire Haven Palm Beach Is ‘Unrelenting’

Learning How to Argue from Trump

So on the question of [multiple sexes] being “settled science,” as the AAA said at the time, there was a survey in 2022, published in the journal Forensic Anthropology, that asked forensic anthropologists about this question, and 42 percent of them said they agree that sex is binary, and 56 percent disagreed that it’s binary. So that ratio would seem to indicate that, in the field, the question hadn’t actually been settled, and I was wondering how you explain that.

I don’t believe in opinion research… I just don’t trust opinion polling.

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Rational deliberation from the prez of the American Anthropological Association.

Whether they’re speaking Ultraorthodox or Ultramuslim, we all recognize the international language of Asshole.

They refuse to sit next to women on planes, and I guess sometimes airlines accommodate their assholery; but when they don’t, things can get very bad very quickly. The latest incident featured a Sharia maniac slapping a female crew member who attempted to reason with him when he did his no-women-next-to-me thing. He was arrested.

Trump Diversion Syndrome
‘Their website advertised the product as having “everything you need to build your own Glock style pistol from the comfort of your home,” noting the weapon could be assembled by “nearly anyone with a brain,” according to the lawsuit.’

And, once comfortably assembled, it can comfortably blow out your brain.

Indeed the ease and comfort of gun suicide is one reason its incidence in this country is soaring.

You can even be a psychologically fragile 18 year old and all you have to do is send away for your very own suicide kit — no questions asked! — and bingo you’re out of the running. Too easy…

What a difference a day makes! / 274,000 little dollars. / Makes us all hoot and holler / Cuz you gave them to Ken!

SING IT

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Ken’s campaign looked all grody

The AG was all wet

Then Ken told big Cody

He’d deliver the threat

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Yes what a difference Cody’s bucks made

Cody just forked ‘em over

Ken’s campaign got an upgrade

Now he’s living in clover

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It’s heaven when you

Find a shakedown on your menu

What a difference a day makes

And the difference is TTU

‘a lot of biker gangs there … [i] was going [for awhile] and stopped cause I kinda like my life’

Whether hookah or biker, lounge or breastaurant, the best way to haul out all your guns and kill people is to pack into one of these epicenters of the violent mentally retarded. Country music and cheap beer provide the atmospherics, the specifically American gestalt, for the ripping open of more tattooed flesh than you can shake a stick of numbing cream at.

A biker bar in Connecticut is the latest abattoir; on Facebook (see this post’s title) a knowledgeable local explains why she stopped going to the place.

La Condition Humaine …

… is such that sometimes our suffering in dying overwhelms, and we want it to end.

France has now joined ten countries, plus some states/regions in the US and Germany, where assisted dying is legal.

‘For $6,000 […], Blade Air will ferry six people [to an airport near the World Cup stadium] on a four-minute helicopter flight from Manhattan.’

America’s modern Minutemen.

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Dr. Bernard Carroll, known as the "conscience of psychiatry," contributed to various blogs, including Margaret Soltan's University Diaries, for which he sometimes wrote limericks under the name Adam.
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George Washington University English professor Margaret Soltan writes a blog called University Diaries, in which she decries the Twilight Zone-ish state our holy land’s institutes of higher ed find themselves in these days.
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