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Monday, November 05, 2007
Scathing Online Schoolmarm'Among the many works of art hanging in the School of the Museum of Fine Arts’ atrium, Nantucket artist and SMFA alum Joan Albaugh’s oil paintings were part of a sea of canvases. [Awkward first sentence Her works were among many; her works were part of a sea... The feel of this is redundant. Circular.] ---nantucket today--- Labels: SOS |
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Fragile College Syndrome No one in her right mind wants Europe's state-strangled model of colleges and universities here in the United States. Yet when your country has, like ours, thousands and thousands of widely varied schools, some of which have incompetent or nefarious boards of trustees, disaster may ensue. Remember Papa Doc Diamandopoulos of Adelphi University; his scummy trustees were as greedy as he, and, until the law stepped in, let him go on a spectacular personal shopping spree with student and government money. Follow the ongoing story of New Jersey's totally corrupt University of Medicine and Dentistry. If even solid places like Adelphi are vulnerable to presidential theft, think how much worse things are for our truly fragile campuses, all of them subject to being run into the ground by knaves and fools. There's Central New England College, for instance, whose last president (CNEC no longer exists) just killed himself by jumping out of a building. Conviction on ninety counts of bank fraud, each count carrying up to thirty years in prison, can't have looked rosy. "Authorities said Mr. Mattar, 68, used a sledgehammer to break open an apartment window about 3:30 a.m., then jumped." CNEC actually hired Mattar to help it close: 'An accountant with no experience in education, Mr. Mattar had taken over as president of CNEC in 1978, a year after he had been hired as a management consultant to help close Worcester Junior College, which was heavily in debt. Instead of closing the institution, he assumed the top job, soon renamed the school [Got rid of the Junior thing.] and seemed at the time to be turning the situation around. ... While in Worcester, Mr. Mattar was known for the lavish parties he threw at his 5,500-square-foot home on Salisbury Street, which he could afford on his salary that was the highest of any college president in New England.' When the hapless college grasped its situation, it got rid of him, but Mattar was able to turn around and find another college to soak: 'After leaving Worcester and about the same time he purchased the struggling bank in Boulder, Colo., Mr. Mattar took over Nasson Institute in Springvale, Maine, and its branch unit in Pawtucket, R.I. Nasson was a small liberal arts college that was struggling financially and facing declining enrollment. Mr. Mattar succeeded in convincing its trustees to make him president and grant him broad authority.' |
Sunday, November 04, 2007
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm The guy in charge of getting rich people to give money to the University of Houston is pissed off by a proposal Robert Reich's been making lately. Reich, you will recall, wants to cut the tax deduction on charitable giving when it's not really charitable giving. Here's part of a recent opinion piece by Reich: 'I see why a contribution to, say, the Salvation Army should be eligible for a charitable deduction. It helps the poor. But why, exactly, should a contribution to the already extraordinarily wealthy Guggenheim Museum or to Harvard University (which already has an endowment of more than $30 billion)? This seems reasonable to UD -- it's still a generous deduction, after all. But the guy at Houston doesn't like it one bit. Here's his Houston Chronicle opinion piece in response to Reich, with SOS commentary: 'The business of philanthropy and the purposes of fund raising — a $200 billion annual marketplace of givers and receivers — are complex. [Beware of people who begin arguing by announcing the immense complexity of their issue... an immensity only insiders can understand. This comes across as hocus-pocus stuff -- I'm not going to argue against my opponents on the merits; I'm going to insist that they -- and you, the reader -- can't hope to understand the mystical intricacies of my field. This approach is a dud on many levels, but mainly it's a dud because it's condescending.] That's why it's easy for casual observers to mistake generosity for self-interest. [Reich says nothing about the motives of the givers. He talks only about definitions of true charity, and about fair distribution.] $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ UPDATE: Comrade Snowball, in a comment to this thread, says the following: "The athletic deficit at the University of Houston exceeds $100M over the past 15 years, a fact [the author of the opinion piece] failed to mention when bemoaning the lack of space on campus in which to undertake the essential business of teaching and learning." Background here. UD's having trouble finding an update on the situation at UH. What's the deficit now? Labels: SOS |
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In Which UD, Because Her Sister's Pestering Her About It... ...blogs the Morrissey concert she went to the other night. UD's once-student and now-friend, Christina, came along for moral support. She also came along to sit with UD, because UD's sister, a cultist, stood in the first row of Constitution Hall so she could be as close as possible to Morrissey, and there's no way UD was going to do that. The three ladies met, on a mild and beautiful autumn night in the city, at a Cosi restaurant across from the Old Executive Office building. UD ordered a salad she thought'd be great, only it had blue cheese on it which she had to scrape off. On the way in to the hall, they met up with another cultist, a friend of UD's sister, and the two of them went off to see the opening act. UD and Christina, realizing they had no interest in the opening act ("It's three big girls. They kind of look like a Latina gang."), and that Morrissey wouldn't appear for another hour or so, decided to get a drink at the Cafe du Parc, just down from the White House. It was a bright, elegant place -- brand new, a fine French knock off -- and UD had her winter drink (her summer drink, longtime readers know, is a pina colada), a vodka and orange juice. She did what she does with all alcoholic drinks -- she drank half of it -- and Christina looked as annoyed as Mr. UD looks when UD does this. They tried to walk along the back of the White House to return to Constitution Hall, but a security guy stopped them and told them to walk a different way. When they got to the hall, Morrissey was wailing, and the crowd (which filled up most, but not all, of the place) was, as a colleague of UD's at the University of Toulouse used to put it, eento eet. Really eento eet. UD and Christina took their seats in a lower-level balcony and UD considered first the pretty tacky light show, its pulsing strobes exactly like the strobes at the 'sixties concerts UD attended when she were a wee lassie. Three huge images of Richard Burton (not the adventurer; the movie star) were projected on the wall behind the band... UD pondered the meaning of this homage. Almost no one in the audience besides UD recognized the guy -- Christina didn't -- so it was a kind of private gesture, I guess, on Morrissey's part... And what was it about? Maybe, like UD, Morrissey has a thing for handsome brilliant passionate self-destructive artists. I dunno. I mean, the room was full of symbolically resonant objects -- a gorgeous enormous gong... various message-ridden t-shirts Morrissey would wear for a few minutes and then strip off of his body and hurl into the hungry crowd... UD knows that Morrissey's lyrics are clever, poetic, dour, gifted. Yet overamplification made detecting even one word impossible. That left his voice and the quality of the music itself. His voice was fine, serviceable, a smooth easy tone, but nothing that'd knock your socks off. And the music? I'll let Roger Scruton say it: [There's an] abdication of music to sound: to the dominating beat of the percussion, and to such antiharmonic devices as the 'power chord,' produced by electronic distortion. Melodies become brief exhalations, which cannot develop since they are swamped by rhythm, and have no voice-leading role. ... In the soup of amplified overtones, inner voices are drowned out: all the guitarist can do is create an illusion of harmony by playing parallel fifths. |
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Blogoscopy Well-written, thoughtful account of universities and their various uses of blogs here. Excerpts: 'With the popularity of such sites as facebook.com and myspace.com, it's an increasing trend for colleges and universities to relate to students through blogs and social networking Web sites - mediums widely used among them. One blogging professor comments: "The blog is actually an excellent way students can get to know their professor and their thoughts outside the subject matter... I'd like to see more professors blog. I think it would be a good idea for students who are taking a class to get a chance to read and get to know what the professor is like." It's true that UD's thought a bit about the advantages - and disadvantages - of her students who discover University Diaries probably knowing more about her than they do about their other professors... Not that she's sure there are any disadvantages... If UD were a reasonably engaged student of literature, she'd have some degree of interest in, say, what her professor reads in her off hours, what she really thinks about some of the writers she assigns in her classes, and, more broadly, what sort of person she is. A blog isn't the only avenue here, of course; professors who are public intellectuals, or who write autobiographical novels, poems, and plays, or who are for whatever reason generally well-known, have much more open lives than other professors. There's almost nothing a Manchester University student can't know about Martin Amis or his nemesis, Terry Eagleton, for instance, though neither blogs. One university incorporates blogs into its annual college-wide reading assignment: '[The] Common Reading Experience program ... uses a blog to organize its discussions of what book all incoming students should read during the summer. A committee meets to discuss and ultimately choose the book, but the ...community could see what it already has decided against or is considering at the blog and offer input... ' Yet another use: 'At Bluffton University,...[s]everal students and one faculty member blog to give an insight into what campus life is all about, since most students live on campus. |
Probable Cause'... The fire that killed seven South Carolina college students at Ocean Isle Beach last Sunday morning started on the deck of the house - possibly ignited by "discarded smoking materials." |
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Adviser Sought'A University of Texas at San Antonio student is in the planning stages of forming a pornography club on campus, station KSAT 12 reported. |
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Fake Degrees Are A Funny Thing. Whether because of embarrassment, indifference, ignorance, lawlessness, or amorality, universities and other institutions made aware of diploma mill scammers among them usually respond -- at least at first -- by insisting that 1.) the particular purchased degrees are irrelevant to the scammer's job description; 2.) said scammer received no extra salary because of the degree; and 3.) she's a great gal. So we're not going to do anything about it. This response is particularly surprising at universities, institutions founded on a shared conviction of the supreme value of legitimate education. Yet all three Texas universities alerted by a local news program to diploma mill people in high places responded in this way. On being told (And why can't universities consult the same list the reporters did, and find out who at their schools has a fake degree?) that the Assistant Dean for Faculty Development and College Initiatives has a fake Ph.D., Baylor University said: “Thank you for the opportunity to respond. We are limited by federal privacy laws as to how much we can say about a personnel matter, but what I can tell you is that Anne Grinols is employed as a staff member, not as a faculty member at Baylor.” She's only responsible for the academic review of Baylor University's faculty. Whew. An assistant professor at UT San Antonio who has two fake degrees draws this response from the school: 'Deanna Sutton’s academic accomplishments, promotion and salary increases reflect her expertise in her area of fungus identification and medical mycology--and have not been based on the degrees she earned from the California Coast University. Her masters and her PhD are in the area of management and not in her teaching or research field. However, now that we are aware that her degrees are not recognized by the THECB, she will be asked to remove these degrees from her official university CV.' Same move. The degrees are irrelevant to why we hired her. Of course, this means she's an assistant professor on the basis of a bachelor's degree. Then there's the professor of emergency medicine, also at a University of Texas campus. It always adds an extra frisson when diploma mill grads hold health-related positions... 'A master's degree was not a requirement for her to be hired, nor has she ever received any additional compensation, benefits or promotions in relation to her master's degree. Currently, she holds a non-teaching clinical appointment and does not serve in any kind of managerial capacity.' To the now-familiar defense that the moral scumminess of buying degrees doesn't matter, this response adds the insistence that her advanced degree has had no impact on her compensation. Uh-huh. |
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Beauty Regiment: Insanely Attractive Classicist... ![]() ... agrees with UD that Rate My Professors is a good thing: "It is a real example of students' civil responsibility [civic responsibility?] and holding faculty responsible for what and how they teach," says Derek Collins of the University of Michigan. RMP recently named Collins hottest professor at Michigan. ... 'Collins said the attention is flattering but that his job is to teach, not to look great every day. He said he doesn't have a particular beauty regiment [That'd be regimen.... Although... UD just Googled beauty regiment, and everyone seems to use that, too.] or celebrity icon and that looking glamorous isn't one of his priorities.' |
Fairy.![]() UD's Joyce-themed spawn. With her friend Zuzu. Halloween. |
Friday, November 02, 2007
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Richard Posner on Universities From his blog. '...An ironic counterpoint to university leftism is the increasing, and increasingly successful, imitation of business firms by America's colleges and universities. The leading universities are becoming giant corporations with multi-hundred-million dollar (or even billion dollar) budgets. As they grow, they need and so they hire professional management. |
Quote of the Day'[Charles] Murray argued [that] anyone who was Jewish and stupid 2,000 years ago found "it was a lot easier to be a Christian."' From an American Enterprise Institute conference the other day on Jews and intelligence. Read more here. |
Thursday, November 01, 2007
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'South America stole our name...' ...complains Randy Newman, in his song Political Science. UD has the same problem with the University of Delaware. But she's always been gracious about it. Until now. SOME MADE UNEASY BY UD DIVERSITY TRAINING runs the headline in the Wilmington News Journal. Excerpts from the story: 'Brooke Aldrich considers herself open-minded and accepting of all kinds of people. |
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BLOGOSCOPY Another Academic Career Destroyed by Blogging 'Brian R. Leiter tracks the comings and goings of high-profile scholars in philosophy and law, writing a couple of popular academic blogs that offer details on who is taking a job where. ---chronicle of higher ed--- |
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Sending This One Out to... ...Rita, of Nobody Sasses A Girl With Glasses. Rita's on record as very much liking UD's diploma mill stories, and UD can't blame her. It's not that these endless revelations of bogus degrees in high places are intrinsically interesting -- the stories are all the same, with the same dickheads saying the same things about what they did -- but almost every one of them includes a fantastic quotation or two. Take the Superintendent of the Mexia Texas schools: 'Former Mexia Superintendent Dean Andrews is under investigation and has been accused of obtaining a doctorate degree from a school in California not accredited to award doctorate degrees. |
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Forming, Storming, Norming, Performing, and Dying Out There SOS takes a look at some heartland journalism this morning. From the Salt Lake Tribune. 'Just weeks before the attack on Pearl Harbor plunged the United States into World War II, Utah State made its own kind of history. Labels: SOS |
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Inwardness Via Andrew Sullivan, a reminder from Adam Kirsch that "all the official apparatus of the university is extraneous to its highest purpose, which is to cultivate freedom and inwardness.... The danger to postwar America [W.H. Auden suggests, in a poem Kirsch considers] lies in the soft tyranny of institutions, authorities, and experts — of people who know what’s best for you and don’t hesitate to make sure you know it, too." People who care about universities should worry, Auden writes, about colleges where “Truth is replaced by Useful Knowledge,” with courses on “Public Relations, Hygiene, Sport." A sample stanza: Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases, Kingman Brewster, president of Yale, said something similar a long time ago: “Faculty members, once they have proved their potential during a period of junior probation, should not feel beholden to anyone, especially Department Chairmen, Deans, Provosts, or Presidents, for favor, let alone for survival. In David Riesman’s phrase, teachers and scholars should, insofar as possible, be truly ‘inner directed’ - guided by their own intellectual curiosity, insight, and conscience. In the development of their ideas they should not be looking over their shoulders either in hope of favor or in fear of disfavor from anyone other than the judgment of an informed and critical posterity.” |
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Blogoscopy II Having just tried it, Oso Raro is ambivalent about incorporating blogs into one's university classes: '...[T]he development of a written voice is essential to blogging. Those of us who blog regularly know this aspect of the medium, and are drawn to it, I would suppose, because of the expositional and narrative possibilities. Some of my students have taken to the genre like fish to water, and are, as they say, natural bloggers. In fact, when I designed the assignment, I thought this would be true of most of my students, imbued in social networking and online chat and Instant Messaging. This, however, was a misapprehension. Aside from those natural bloggers, who typically are also either gabby or strongly opinionated students in real life (IRL), some of my student bloggers have had trouble crafting themselves in the genre. On Friday, I had an early morning appointment with a student, a smart dedicated young woman, who admitted she was having trouble figuring out how to blog and what to blog about. This points to one of the reasons UD's opposed to Creative Writing majors in college, and indeed to the tendency of some undergraduates to take more Creative Writing than literature courses. You don't get this voice by sitting in class after class reading the pretty voiceless writing of other eighteen-year-olds. Nor do you get it by cranking out your own poetry in class -- poetry that's likely, given the ethos of university Creative Writing, to be over-praised. You get it by the selfless study of great writers. And this is why UD wouldn't use blogs in her classes. It's unfair to throw at students, many of whom are too young to have developed their voices, a medium which, as Oso rightly notes, demands a strong voice. |
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Template of Doom In preparation for this blog's new look (first podcast's on its way, too), I've been removing old links and adding new ones (see list to your right). Alphabetizing is on its way. Longtime readers know that I fear to tread in my template (I'm convinced I'll do something fatal in there), but so far so good. |
Blogoscopy“In the land of the people who work on things only three people will ever read, the schlub with a somewhat popular blog is king.” Scott Eric Kaufman, of Acephalous, quotes an audience member at a recent academic conference. |






