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"Unvarnished." (Phi Beta Cons)
"Splendidly splenetic." (Culture Industry)
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and Soltan isn't. For the life of me, I can't figure out her
politics, but she's pretty fabulous, so who gives a damn?"
(Tenured Radical)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

BLOGOSCOPY
A Regular University Diaries Feature





REFERRAL LOG,
REFERRAL LOG

[To the tune of O Tannenbaum]



Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries! (2)

My heavy hours
Throughout the morn
Are lightened by
Your sites of porn.
Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries.


Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries! (2)

Thy Google Searches
Touch my heart:
“Real Fucked-up Coeds.”
“Shit.” and “Fart.”
Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries.


Referral log, referral log.
How lovely are thy entries! (2)

Yea oft betimes
A link appears
That looks for
“Most Attractive Rears.”
Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries.

Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries! (2)

Yet best to me
I freely own
Are entries from
The great “UNKNOWN.”
Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries.

Referral log, referral log,
How lovely are thy entries. (2)


But stay! Extend your
Visit Length!
O fortify
My market strength!
Referral log, referral log,
[poco andante] How lovely are thy entries.