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Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Update: College Football Selena Roberts at the New York Times remains the most metaphor-mad writer UD has ever encountered [see UD’s earlier homage to this figurative language fanatic here ]. She’s outdone herself in her latest college sports report, turning in sentences where mythic bovines tussle with nuclear weaponry (“Research by the economist Andrew Zimbalist and others have pointed out the cash-cow myth at colleges locked in an arms race fueled by unsustainable expectations of winning.”) as she attempts to make the simple, oft-made point that college sports are expensive and insipid. The new saddle this simile-savant has slapped onto the steed of college sports (how’m I doin’?) is Steven Weinberg, who she roped in for a phone chat: [A] Texas physics professor who grew up in the Bronx, taught at Harvard and won the Nobel Prize in 1979, [Weinberg was] wooed to Texas three years later in one of the university's most famous hires this side of Darrell Royal. Roberts lassoed the ol’ long-distance horn (you try this!) and called Weinberg (who makes around $400,000) for his response to the two million plus annual salary his university’s football coach gets (a few other coaches now get three million). "I think it's hard to say that our day-to-day work in research and teaching is hurt by the football program, but at the same time, I have to say I find it somewhat embarrassing," Weinberg said in a telephone interview yesterday. "I love this university; and the universities with which I'd like to have us compared are places like Harvard and M.I.T., not the ones at the top of B.C.S. rankings." Or consider the cute little Gophers at the University of Minnesota, who are demanding that the state pay one million dollars a game by way of subsidizing a new stadium for them. Last spring, the total price tag was $235 million, but now the university says the delay has added $13 million to the total cost. The state's contribution remains at $7 million a year, but that price is coming under greater scrutiny. |