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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Ann, Ann, You Don’t
Know the Half of It…


…nor does the New York Times, I guess… and what’s John Jay College’s excuse?

Ann Althouse links to a story in tomorrow’s Times that features this professor of psychology at John Jay College named Aphrodite Clamar-Cohen. Ann titles her post “Not a humor story,” because the Times story certainly reads like a joke. Ann quotes the funniest parts:

Aphrodite Clamar-Cohen, who teaches psychology at John Jay College in Manhattan and sees a psychotherapist, said her dog, a pit bull mix, helps fend off dark moods that began after her husband died eight years ago. She learned about psychological support pets from the Delta Society, a nonprofit group that aims to bring people and animals together, and got her dog, Alexander, last year. "When I travel I tell hotels up front that 'Alexander Dog Cohen' is coming and he is my emotional-needs dog," she said. She acknowledged that the dog is not trained as a service animal.

"He is necessary for my mental health," she said. "I would find myself at loose ends without him."

…These days people rely on a veritable Noah's Ark of support animals. Tami McLallen, a spokeswoman for American Airlines, said that although dogs are the most common service animals taken onto planes, the airline has had to accommodate monkeys, miniature horses, cats and even an emotional support duck. "Its owner dressed it up in clothes," she recalled.


There have also been at least two instances (on American and Delta) in which airlines have been presented with emotional support goats. Ms. McLallen said the airline flies service animals every day; all owners need to do is show up with a letter from a mental health professional and the animal can fly free in the cabin.


UD googled Ms. Clamar-Cohen. Given that she’s a much-published believer in alien abductions, and that much of her “regression” psychotherapy involves getting people back to where they were abducted so they can remember all the details, it does seem to UD worth asking why she’s on the faculty of a respectable university. And why the New York Times fails to inform us of her background.

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Clamar-Cohen Update:

The path to her Rate My Professors page is here. Out of 32 ratings (a high number -- students were motivated to write in), she gets a 1.8.

# Ratings: 32
Average Easiness: 3.0
Average Helpfulness: 1.8
Average Clarity: 1.8
Overall Quality: 1.8





'...dumbest professor i have ever had. all we do is presentations which she falls asleep through, but didnt give anyone higher than a B. all she talks about is her stupid cats and dogs and thinks they are the same as people!! AVOID at all costs!!! she has no idea about anything! '

'...easy class, all you gotta do is sit through other students' boring presentations. Or sleep through it, like what she does. '



C-C teaches a required class.

John Jay College or Abu Ghraib?



Question: Why is this woman on the faculty of a respectable college?

Answer: The real psychology department at John Jay College of Criminal Justice has been abducted by aliens.