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Thursday, May 18, 2006

How Many Semi-Literates?

If you’re after an intelligent effort to refute ACTA’s “How Many Ward Churchills?” report, go here and here.

If you want UD’s admittedly rather narrow take on it, proceed.



I think ACTA seriously overplays its hand, and makes a rhetorical error in invoking ol’ Ward as some sort of paradigm, in this report.

But -- the report certainly kicks up a lot of academic crap.

For instance, there are professors whose level of writing is so low that they should not be teaching a course with a writing component. Here’s an example -- a course description ACTA found:

This course examines some critical American social problems. These include problems in the economy and political system, social class and income inequality, racial/ethnic inequality, gender inequality and heterosexism, and problems of illness and health care. Emphasis will be on how these problems are natural outgrowths of our existing social structure.


This paragraph captures the sort of student writing I spend my life trying to correct. Redundancy, vagueness, jargon, cliché, death on wheels. Yet it is written by a professor. A professor who will be reading and evaluating student writing.

A student who writes well and takes this course will be made to suffer for her superior literacy. She has entered a room with a professor dedicated to the destruction of her writing.

Here’s a sentence taken from another course description:

This survey course will explore the ways American writers utilize literary and cinematic texts as tools to theorize and debate notions of race in the late 19th and 20th Centuries.


The course’s title is Writers Who Utilize Their Tools.

No. Not really.




The other doodoo ACTA sniffs out is the I’m So Excited I Just Can’t Hide It syllabus, which announces to the world a course which will change you forever! If you’ve got the guts! If you’ve got the honesty! The fearful need not apply!

[UD's comments are in parenthesis.]


Sex and Sensibility in the Eighteenth Century

[Yeah, the first word of my course’s title is sex! Afraid? Afraid of pleasure? Afraid of confronting sex bigtime? Don’t take this course!]


This course is designed to examine "modern" [quotation marks -- because Westerners think they’re "modern," but they’re really just stupid shits] constructions of sexuality in a period presumptively called "the age of reason." [Presumptuous shits at that… They’re the nuts! They’re the ones who don’t have any reason…] Ranging from the ribald comedies of the restoration stage to the sexual terror of the gothic novel, the interdisciplinary syllabus will require students [Require -- get it? You might not like it… you might try to resist it… but we’re going to require you…] to think sexuality [Bet you didn’t know you could use “think” as a verb without a word like “about” after it! That’s the sort of jolt you’re going to get from this course!] across its complicated nexus of law and desire, morality and biology, economics and political agency. In particular, we will be attentive to the ways that sexual desire and its subjects [How do I mean ‘subjects’ in this sentence? Sign up and find out!] bring into relief modern [Oops - forgot the quotation marks around “modern“ there] conceptions of body, self-governance, intimacy, community, and privacy.

[There’s more along these lines, and then:]

Students interested in this course should know two things in advance: 1.) as an upper-level course for majors, there is a significant expectation that the participants will be serious and committed students; and 2.) some of the material this semester might be discomforting to sensitive readers [You! Yeah, you! Curled up in your nice warm amniotic sac! You won’t be able to take what we’re dishing out, baby! Don’t even think about it!]